They have a great smartphone app. It sends pop-up notifications with messages like, "You know the world would be better off without you." Very NOW!

But so, so many yicky insects got ground up just because…

That would certainly get my money, especially if they both wore very little in the way of clothing.

I'm-a let you finish, but Beyonce really is the only choice to play Steve McQueen.

Hah. Thanks!

Only if the movie also serves as an off-putting commercial for Dove chocolate as well.

You don't want someone with a four octave range screaming at you to do push-ups. It's what PTSD is made of.

or, conversely, Martin Freeman

Ryan Gosling did a tour of duty as a Mouseketeer. You can still see the bloodlust in his eyes.

They all just bud from the trunk of the main Hemsworth in a beautiful display of asexual reproduction.

I'm pretty sure Hillary Swank just won her third Oscar for your interpretation.

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A little "Ding!" sound effect might be nice to signify each change.

The dead bodies who've gotta eat really should audition for The Walking Dead.

I'm rather partial to Avenue Q for my doses of puppet fuckery.

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It tastes like soap to me too, and yep, that's genetic: http://www.nytimes.com/2010…

The most unsettling part of this film: the scene where a hysterical Ray Wise begs the monsters to dance with him.

I'm that way with Amber Heard. The two of them should star in a movie together. It would be like a failed glaucoma test for me.

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