"This business venture only exists to make money!"

I figured that was mostly because the dotcom bubble burst and they couldn't afford those ads anymore.

Ugh, this reminds me of those idiots who cry plot hole if an atheist says 'go to hell' or something.

Well, that's a lot harsher than I had always imagined, I thought it meant roughing a guy up and tossing them in a train car headed out of town.

You know that feeling when someone constantly bugs you to watch/read/play something because they know you'll just LOVE it, and then you end up hating it because of the hype? That's how this trailer made me feel.

Does this free him up for The Adventures of Johnny Gat?

Did Michael McKean dub the kid playing young Chuck? As soon as that scene started, before I knew it was a flashback, I thought it was him talking. If not, great casting choice.

Good people don't create death traps where people die horrific fucking deaths. I hope no one's ever that good to you.

That cliffhanger is just… meh. It's impossible to take it seriously because obviously they didn't just kill 90% of the supporting cast. One major character seemingly dying can work as a fake out, but when it's everyone there isn't a second of doubt that it'll be undone immediately.

At a minimum, you'd assume it would be loud enough to hurt your ears.

I think part of that is that the stories didn't start until about 5 minutes in. When Simpsons or Family Guy does the three story format, there's maybe 2 minutes of set up, if any.

I'm annoyed there's never been a parody trailer where the cast of the movie includes Patrick Stewart, Sigourney Weaver in Alien 3, Charlie Brown, etc.

When someone complains about "political correctness" they're actually saying "I got called an asshole for being an asshole and that makes me the most oppressed person in history."

Nope, being Romani was itself a retcon. He went from having no defined background to being Jewish, and then someone said 'we can't have a Jewish main villain, that's racist. Who CAN we be racist against?' And then he was Romani. And then it turns out he was Jewish all along and the Romani back story was a false…

When it was cancelled for the blizzard, was the rerun about the Falkland Islands being invaded?

I loved the aesthetic of Lost in Space. I don't even know how to describe it… 80's animated sci-fi rock opera?

Are the Gyllenhaals available?

Awesome! I love it when websites go out of their way to make it harder to access their content, it has never once made me abandon them in annoyance. Good job on this ingenious plan with absolutely no downside!

I am totally on board with this show finally having a batshit insane post apocalyptic society a la Beyond Thunderdome or Beneath the Planet of the Apes.

Oh jeez, I just realized, he had a fake robot hand over his mutant hand, so he DID have three hands.