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Zartan replacing the president was the ONLY interesting thing in the first movie, it'd be crazy not to do anything with it.

Wait, which street are we on? I'm bad with directions.

Hasbro made a horror movie about Ouija boards, so there's precedent.

Accident victims, disaster victims, mob corpse drops, etc. The tides and currents concentrate the feet to specific areas. Every time this story pops up they frame it as a grand conspiracy about a foot-chopping serial killer or something.

Bloody hell, wasn't this 'solved' years ago? All the discovered feet were wearing shoes. The feet rot off the body. The shoe floats. The end.

I know it's a joke, but I really can't recall a story about Bob Kane that doesn't center on how terrible he is. Well, the one about Jim Steranko slapping him is technically centered on Steranko being awesome.

The story from the set of Fury is what clinches it for me. Brad Pitt wanted to attack Scott Eastwood while Shia LaBeouf was right there? Just think of how terrible someone has to act to seem worse than baseline Shia.

Rannoch would absolutely be my favorite part of ME3 if not for the mechanics of the reaper fight. Unskippable cutscenes and one-hit kills are the exact opposite of fun.

Ah jeez, now I feel kind of bad. But I stand by it, that was my worst experience in a theater due purely to technical issues.

That was absolutely terrible. From the opening logos to the final shot, the entire movie looked like Benny Hill fast motion. Worst looking movie I've ever seen by a wide margin.

If Denise dies, Morgan's done as a sympathetic character.

It's not, there's a non-Treehouse Halloween episode this week and a proper Treehouse episode next week.

He's parked on her property. If he doesn't leave when she tells him too, that's trespassing.