Well, he does have ten million bucks (minus what he spent on the hotel, car, boat, and trip to Korea). And I heard this rumor that some women will overlook a man's flaws—both physical and otherwise—if he has a lot of money.

Even though I saw the blonde woman in the thumbnail, I still allowed myself to believe that Blaire White was getting a movie. What I wouldn't give (besides money) to see her star in a film (mostly because it would cause Onision to rip his hair out).

As I already pointed out, these things have already been said about Trump. Judd stating them did not shine new light on the subject. I don't see anyone who didn't already hate Trump having their minds changed because she decided to yell out that he's an awful person.

Awesome speech? You mean this: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

And how did her reciting slam poetry (from a poem she didn't even write) bring attention to any of that?

If I never hear from Trump or Madonna again (fat chance, I know) it will be too soon. Though I wish Ashley Judd was getting more coverage—her performance was far more embarrassing than Madonna's. Though I admit I am biased, because I live in Southwest VA—just two miles away from Big Stone Gap, the same town where…

I can still vividly recall the last time I read an Archie digest; I remember it like it was yesterday (because it was). And all throughout the episode, I got the vibe that this was a textbook case of writer(s) slaps canon names on some original characters because they know that no one would give their work a second…

I do take offense to that, as a former fan-fiction writer, I've always prided myself on keeping the characters as close to the canon portrayal as my autistic, alcohol-fueled mind will allow.

I don't. 250 bucks for a goddamn beanbag chair—and an ugly one at that.

Does he have a thing for a certain fruit flavored cereal that is primarily consumed by children?

Am I the only one that sees Jake as a die-hard (pun not intended, but still appreciated) Die Hard fan? As in the kind that is so blinded by the nostalgia that he can't see any flaws in the series?

Maggie's story reminded me of her scene in the very first Simpsons short: Good Night (I thought for sure this would be pointed out in the review).

You know what annoys me? Those who assume I must have an easy life just because I was born a Jedi. Just the other day a Sith was telling me to check my force-privilege. And this was a Sith who had a brand new lightsaber and his own X-Wing. I, on the other hand, had to acquire a lightsaber by prying it from the cold,…

I've read plenty this year, though the one that sticks out for me is Star Island by Carl
Hiaasen. This book gave me the inspiration to create a whole new shelf on my Goodreads page: The Info Dump Landfill.

Since Burnett is also the creator/executive producer of Shark Tank, he should make Trump a guest shark. Cuban has been extremely vocal in his hatred of Trump and would no doubt rejoice at tearing Trump a new one every time Trump brought up what a "self made" business tycoon he is or how hard he's worked to get to this…

Regular chicken escapes a knock-off KFC (for legal reasons), consumes an experimental military serum, mutates into a killer chicken and decides to get revenge on his fallen brethren by murdering a group of horny teenagers. An hour and ten minutes worth of over-the-top violence and unnecessary graphic nudity ensues.

I can never hate Steven Seagal; he taught Lyoto Machida the crane kick, and The Dragon used that kick to knock out Randy Couture at UFC 129, thus ending his losing streak and putting him back on the road to being a top contender for the light-heavyweight championship.

"The cafeteria staff is complaining about the mice in the kitchen. I want to hire a new staff. "

So Jason Bailey, inventor of the Original Man Candle, couldn't get a deal on Shark Tank, but some high ranking executive at Yum approved this?

I wonder why the Fox executives didn't get accused of being anti-military when they cancelled Enlisted? Or why they didn't get accused of being anti-military for sticking it on a Friday night—where shows go to die.