As the world's best (and currently only) book themed superhero, I can say without a doubt that this book's biggest draw was that it has more wish fulfillment in one book than in an entire shelf of Harlequin Blaze novels. You've got the dull as dishwater protagonist who, with no effort on her part, attracts the…

The second book actually managed to be even worse, as there is nothing that even resembles a plot. My guess is that Erica, or should I say Snowqueens Icedragon (and I thought my fan-fiction names were bad), didn't want any character development or conflict muddling up her pages upon pages of vanilla-sex scenes.

Why wait? Just contact Screwattack and have them make this their next Death Battle!

Let me ask you so called left-force uses this: how come there's a Wookie history month but not a Jedi history month?

Well, as I recall a year ago, whomever reviewed The Grinder actually praised the show for pointing out, in one of its cold openings, that it isn't the show's job to keep the viewer up to date on anything they might have missed.

Schmidt: “I’ve got sausages and brats, all the sports meats.”

When Winston said "question" right after that I was sure he was going to ask her about the box set.

Well, according to the King of the Hill episode "The Fat and the Furious," Kid Rock was so upset that Bill quit in the middle of the hot dog eating championship (even though Bill was winning) he decided to take up competitive eating himself.

Looks like he fueled up on a tad too much cocaine and whiskey.

*Hipster in Starbucks is reading A.V. Club (but ironically, because A.V. Club is too mainstream) on his MacBook Pro, when he sees this article and spits out his half-caf soy latte with 1% in surprise*

I'd lost faith in voting, but then a great man won what was rightfully his and my faith was restored and then some.

Adult Swim needs to bring back The Boondocks (with Aaron on board this time). They should completely disregard the Freemans are bankrupt plot and make a season all about the 2016 election. Just imagine all the material Aaron and crew could get out of Woodcrest being divided over whom to vote for (with Huey being the…

I wish Blaire White would get her own show. I also wish she'd settle for me. Blaire, if you are reading this, you could do worse than an autistic, almost 27 year old whose only aspiration is to be the Nostalgia Critic of book reviews. (And not to brag, but I will own my own car if I don't miss any of my 33 remaining…

I used to be a hardcore fan, up until I caught on how frequently they recycle ideas, especially variations of: Archie competes with someone, usually Reggie, and loses, but Betty and Veronica console him out of pity, thus making him the real winner; or the opposite: Archie competes with someone and wins, but because he…

Whoever has that kind of money should use it for something that could benefit mankind—lIke a particle accelerator. And I can assure you, I am not just saying that in hopes that it would explode, sending out massive waves of energy capable of giving a person incredible super powers.

I'll go one step further.

Jason Alexander will always be to me the man who asked the deep seated, thought provoking questions that were on everyone's mind:
"You say you’re getting tired of lettuce and tomato hamburgers in this town that don’t quite make it?"
"You say that just once you’d like your hamburger hot and your lettuce and tomato cool…

I can imagine how Alfonso took the news.

I can't be the only one who thought that the big reveal with Edie/Lizzie was going to be they'd hooked up in the past. And I hope I'm not the only one who realized that would have been a far better path to go down. I can see it now:

Cece and Schmidt did not know what they were talking about—that was a beautiful ceramic porpoise. I would know, as I own one just like it in blue (easily in the top 20 things I've purchased from Goodwill for a $1.97).