So are we just going to ignore the fact that Nick, Schmidt, and Jess trespassed on private property, damaged what very well could have been an antique cuckoo clock, and consumed (without paying for) numerous bottles of liquor, and then just up and left the scene of the crime?

"Archer’s heading to Dreamland"

In regards to the opening of this article: Yes, but I'd want to do it in an 85 Dodge Caravan (yes, the same model that severely wounded the Master of Horror; I feel like it would bring our spirits closer), and I'd use vodka, because whiskey hurts my stomach.

I'm devastated. Why did such an awful thing have to happen to such a good person? What did…I do to deserve having my Dangerous review deleted, which will happen when Goodreads deletes Dangerous from their database.

The best part of the episode, which I'm surprised didn't get mentioned in the review, was when Zorn stated that Linda would "turn back into a man" after they got her her old job back. And it was even better with the reveal that Zorn was accepting of this because: "there's some stuff he wants to try."

Pro Tiki/Con Tiki (jeezy-petes, that was a waste of Chris Parnell) made me (reluctantly) accept that this show will utilize the "Status Quo is God" trope in regards to keeping the Belcher family a struggling working-class family for as long as the show is on the air. Hence why I wasn't at all shocked in how the…

I like to think that Lisa's fantasy of turning Trump into a Troll Doll was the Simpsons writers' way of sticking it to those horrible people for the terrible thing that was unleashed in 2016 and all the lives it ruined as a result.

The biggest disappointment for me was the reveal that Vulchazor is just your run-of-the-mill, generic, "evil for the sake of being evil" villain. There was so much potential, especially with the (well made) documentary that painted him as a misunderstood soul who just wants to be left alone. (And let's be honest,…

I can honestly say that Steven handled that crisis a lot better than I would have. As much as I hate to admit it, I probably would have broken down and been reduced to the fetal position if someone told me…that they were out of pepperoni.

Peggy: "You know, the french onion soup and the minestrone soup sound so good, I think I'm going to order both."
Hank: "Two soups?"
Peggy: "Yes, in place of an entree."
*An appalled Hank leans back and hides under his menu*

I do, but you don't seem to—he became the most popular server because he was giving away appetizers and desserts for free. Of course, it ended up backfiring on him: after Hank's attacker inadvertently pulled Dale's short-shorts down, and Dale and the girls threatened to sue the manager unless they got paid better, the…

That name is already in use—for the limited edition flavor of Squishee that Bart came up with, during his brief employment at the Kwik-E-Mart, after Apu revealed to him that he makes limited edition flavors by mixing the expired canned goods in with the Squishee mixture (Apu: "If the health department stops by, we…

And when this inevitably flops, they will use the several warehouses full of extra crab meat for the McSushi, which will also contain cheddar cheese and a dipping sauce of the mildest wasabi known to man. And to ensure it is a success, it will be test-launched in Japan.

I will boycott Budweiser for killing my father. You could make the claim that his death came about from years of alcohol abuse, and, regardless of what beer he drunk, he still would have developed ascites and died from excessive fluid buildup, but I choose to blame Budweiser.

Before, I always bought Yuengling because it was the best tasting domestic I could buy for $16-$18 a case. And now, I still buy Yuengling…because it is the best tasting domestic I can buy for $16-$18 a case.

Calling it right now: there will be a storyline (possibly two parter, and possibly season finale) were Barry tells Chip and Sabrina that they've blown through all their money. They, of course, do not take this well, though Mickey does, since she realizes it is a chance to feel superior by flaunting her knowledge of…

I'd love it if Schwarzenegger became president…because then The Simpsons will have predicted two presidents.

So is it true that the movie was filmed entirely in front of a green screen? I ask because: once, when I was at a comic book store for Free Comic Book Day, someone told me (because I'd been looking at a Jessica Alba Sin City poster) that the entire movie was shot in front of a green screen.

I'm going to skip the Oscars. Not because of anything political, I've just never watched them before and don't intend to start now.

That doesn't work where I shop. Yesterday, I found a Little Sister (from Mercer Mayer's Little Critter series) and hoped that the cashier would think that it was donated so that I could get it for half-off (for Goodwill's monthly half-off sale); she checked with another employee and told me that I would have to pay…