“Anyway, you learn a healthy respect for war, and I'm not happy with what's going on today. Uh, you know, our sterling President – um, I shouldn't get into this. Everybody's gonna kill me, but I'm not happy with him. If he had ever been in a war, he wouldn't have been so happy… so eager to send other people into war.”
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THE WEIRD FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN ELLIE AND LAURIE ALWAYS MADE ME SMILE.

IT WAS FUNNY AND RELAXING TO WATCH.

They put out an album. It counts.

Surprise them. For the next 12 months, watch nothing but hardcore pornography and right-wing televangelists.

So in the UK we have a 9pm content watershed on TV - no strong violence or swearing and no nudity before 9pm.

I was about to bring that up. One of the greatest single-episode characters that show has ever done, and it had a lot of great single-episode characters.

How is Ice Cube not known for the masterpiece that is Torque, AKA Fast and Furious on Bikes?

Actual favourite: Garfunkel and Oates.

I liked Liv sitting in the shadows, turning on the light to make her big revelation, and then immediately apologising because it's a bad habit.

Celebrate by watching Predator: The Musical!

What in the hell are you?

You don't like watching large, beefy, sweaty men spout macho slogans and project testosterone at each other?

Or they're just not perfect, and occasionally a vision slips through. Maybe she got a tube with a lump in it.

Cover-up, but it'll be flimsy. Growing armies of Zombie Truthers fighting against the ridicule of the mainstream media. Baracus will be able to ensure the official line from the government is "hahaha no", but the press will keep digging.

I would watch a webisode of Clive angrily muttering to himself as he posted on Game of Thrones message boards.

And then Ravi wandering in and them being all casual and him politely making his excuses and leaving.

Fact: Every hand-to-hand fight Ravi has got himself into over the course of the show, he has won.

I guess that's the only two minutes of footage to not feature dongs going in.

His training consisted of hours spent beating meat.