Sexy Pinocchio. Because OUAT, that's why.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan did a great job, but Frank Grillo would have been a fantastic second choice to play the Comedian in Watchmen.

Still flying.

The only book I've ever actually thrown across the room. It was so, so, dumb.

You stay classy, American porn industry.

Captain America 2 and 3!

Lexa Doig was okay as Talia on Arrow, but far more interesting as the terrorist leader Sonia Valentine on Continuum, a show I will take any opportunity to recommend. Because it's pretty great, despite getting way too complicated for its own good.

Yeah, it's not her slipper he's checking the fit of.

Ah, yes, the old "untermenschen" argument. The preserve of the sane, the rational, and the genuinely decent and not at all evil.

It's the General Election day today in Britain, so to any of my countrymen: Remember to vote.

She switched gears from "I am deeply uncomfortable even holding this fly-swatter" to "lick my boot, slave" with surprising ease.

I just plain don't get why cat ears were an essential part of Peyton's dominatrix outfit. Uh, this is not a complaint; anytime they want to bring back that costume is fine by me.

Both the show - which is perfectly normal - and the character, who he thinks of as a role model.

I would totally eat steak and listen to Clive explain The Dark Side Of The Moon. I feel there's a lot to unpack there, and for him and Peyton this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

I guess they're planting seeds for season four.

Don't name him; once you do that, you won't be able to give him up.

Well, 10 Things I Hate About You is a timeless classic, beloved by all.

Crossouts are an s in < and > brackets.

Also stupid. Barry Allen is so selfish and stupid.

I think they were convinced that was the cleverest twist ever, and we would all be shocked at their brilliance. Which… nope.