Also known as D-Rock, Jizzy Gillespie, Jack and the Giant Jack-Off, Tinkerballs, Wadzilla, No Erection, The Pointless Giant Douche, Weaseley's Nutsacks, 12 Years A Slave to Jerking Off Over His Own TV Show, Supercalifragilisticexpialiorangedickcheese, Old-Age Mutant Ninja Asshole, Spewbacca, Jolly Orange Jizzface, and…