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"Agent May, with the possible exception of my mother, you are the single most intimidating woman I have ever met. We need answers. You can get them."
-General Talbot, demonstrating his talent for flattery.

She's probably programmed to not think about it. That seems like a basic security measure. Like, her leg could be cut off and sparking, and she'd still sincerely believe that she was absolutely fine and there was nothing to worry about.

Talbot is such an ass that it's sometimes hard to notice when he's got a point.

In a reality where nailguns never run out of ammunition…

Given the earlier line about his mother, I'm not sure on whether Talbot thought comparing Simmons to Mary Poppins was a compliment or an insult.

And they don't have kids to mock their efforts at hiding their zombiism.

"A young, single, Hitler."

Not really. He can get people to tell him things, but in general he seems to have no more knowledge or insight than the next person.

Suki the stalker just about made up for that blunder.

Yeah, but the astronauts are still some of the smartest and most physically capable human beings you're likely to find, while the cavemen are malnourished, chronically ill, and have a life expectancy lower than the astronauts' average age.

The show and the comics have almost nothing in common except some character names, and the fact that Lucifer doesn't lie. It's unlikely to be a recognisable character.

I’m assuming Suki will be one of the connecting threads between the three episodes, because otherwise she’s been utterly wasted.

He did over a full year, got tired, and didn't want to just repeat himself over and over.

Jesus H Christ.

Does he play a good Christian gentleman who, in the third act, is suddenly revealed to have been a satanist all along, and then murders the vicar?

Insurance brokers are gamblers by nature.

Whatever happened to Freddy Rodriguez? He was entertaining in Planet Terror and good in Six Feet Under and Ugly Betty, and I don't think I've seen him in anything since.

I'd be interested in seeing a Netflix series based on his Revolting Rhymes - fairy tales with bonus cynicism and humour.

I liked Victarion, because he shows how rigid adherence to a personal code of honour and righteousness doesn't necessarily make you a good person.

You can't go much past life in prison.