Knock knock

Order pizza the day before.

Maxwell Caulfield? Well, happy Rex Manning day to all of you.

The real reason they made Julian into Dr Alchemy: He was so completely right about Barry's inappropriate ethics that they had to literally turn him into a supervillain in order to give Team Flash a potential counterargument.

Hannah Montana is the one who isn't Taylor Swift, right?

I haven't seen it, but I'm aware that they had a lot of trouble with the censors, who understand that if a teenager sees a 3==D, they will be corrupted into a sin-crazed monster who goes out doing murders and having pre-marital sex.

How thoroughly was your innocence destroyed by the controversial "crudely drawn dick" scene?

Chad Michael Murray wrote a romance novel? I bet he did it as a way of hitting on an attractive but repressed literary editor, who he's planning to seduce, use, and abandon.

Well, scanning these comments it appears that everybody else is just as excited about this as I am.

Note: Each issue of the comic will be between four and eleven pages longer than its solicited length.

He punched the Communism out of Russia.

How could I forget? The way she just kept on explaining, clearly convinced that the reason Chloe and Lucifer weren't getting into the comparison was because they just didn't get what she was going for.

That's one of those words that I've always avoided googling, because I fear what I might learn about humanity.

Was it the Klingon, or the jigsaw obsession?

Maze drinks whisky like it's popcorn.

It's a time machine that was built on Bikini Atoll, powered by the ambient radiation.

When I was a child, the only TV my brothers and I were allowed to watch was Blue Peter and Newsround. Literally nothing else, not even cartoons. Oh, and we never went to the cinema.

Cannibalism is sexy, but hitting a man in the junk with a knotted rope is not sexy?

I believe artichokes are actually legally classified as "History's Second Greatest Monster" (with first place going, of course, to the sea otter).

Damn it, they couldn't let the bad guy just shoot Matt Lucas?