Happy birthday, Evil President Dude.

I'm just going to assume that Father Doug is actually Father Dougal from Father Ted (and also that Freud would have some questions about the number of Fathers in this sentence).

Henry Winkler: The Waterboy

When I was a kid, Clash of the Titans was one of the films my school had on video and therefore I, too, have seen it at least 10,000 times, possibly 11,000.

They're making another Nosferatu movie? I'd be angry, except apparently Doug Jones is playing Orlok, which has suddenly become something I've always wanted to see.

Funnily enough, I started on this show because I was contemplating re-watching iZombie yet again, and it was one of Netflix's recommendations.

Are you sexually aroused by torturing small animals, or do you just do it to fill the empty space inside you?

And we probably don't want to know what's happening to that Septa you keep in your basement.

I did enjoy Mockingbird Lane, but I can remember very little about it.

Even if you serve them with a nice garlic sauce?

More convoluted than Pinocchio pretending to be Rumpelstiltskin's son as part of a plot to make Snow White's daughter something something and free everyone from the curse?

Have you ever considered the possibility that the Predator was inside you all along?

Yesterday I read the tenth book in the Last Kingdom series.

After some bored Netflixing earlier in the week, I somehow ended up watching the entire first season of Once Upon A Time. Main thoughts:

Yeah, the language thing bugged me, too. Also, the writers seemed to have no idea of just how much authority the Shogun actually had.

And, continuing the Arrowverse's tradition of casting actors from other superhero properties, Masako was played by Mei Melancon, who also played Psylocke in X-Men: The Last Stand (or rather, a pretty much unrelated character who took some visual cues from Psylocke but was far from the most egregious mutilation of the…

Carlson Young represents one of Scream's rare smart moves, when they apparently realised that their fanservice queen bee was giving a way more interesting performance than their insipid official Final Girl, and had her survive through two seasons and a terrible Halloween special.

Werner Herzog: Still trying to recapture what it felt like to work with Klaus Kinski.

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Yeah, but the world forgave her anyway because it had a huge crush on her from 1988 through 1999, and kind of still does.