Moonraker. I first saw it when I was about five or six, and I knew it was bad then. As I got older and wiser, and more able to spot terrible VFX and tired and creaky tropes, I began to see that it was truly, truly, terrible.

They'll have a choice between watching the first encounter between a man who claims on a weekly basis to be the absolute best in his field, yet constantly acts in astonishingly dumb ways and needs to be bailed out by his support team, and a woman who is widely seen as an optimistic figure of hope and progress but is…

That's a very sexy learning disability.

When teenagers drink, embarrassing things can happen.

Trump will say something so intelligent and insightful that even Hillary will be forced to concede his point.

By the time he's old enough to care, Will Smith will just be: "Jaden Smith's dad was an actor?"

Manny's aunt, as in Stephanie Beatriz? Or a different aunt?

It's Disney, so probably two things.

What's the proper term for foods that aren't whole foods? Partial foods? Incomplete foods?

Dog-sitting at my parents' house, which means my day started with way more than the usual amount of time spent cleaning up what was either crap or vomit. Despite which she seems bright-eyed and bouncy as ever. She's a labrador, so there's a 98 per cent probability that she ate something she shouldn't when I was…

Are there any BBC radio DJs who wouldn't benefit from a good slapping and a steerage-class ticket to America?

Yorktown.

Seasons two and three were a lot better than season one, but the show didn't change at the fundamental level - same cast, same themes, same reliance on flashbacks to the future. So if you didn't like the first season you probably won't find anything in the later ones to change your mind.

Just dropping by to add Continuum to the list of shows that this was better when it was.

The bear with two mouths did sound kind of cool.

Yeah, well, we never wanted Connecticut anyway. It's a stupid state. We were planning on losing there all along.

The Good Place was fun, but it does raise some questions about why so many supposedly "good" people are apparently okay with probably everybody they ever knew being stuck in the Bad Place.

Wait, do all the Tatiana Maslanys (Maslanii? Tatianas Maslany?) share the same birthday? That seems unfair. She should have at least four.

I've been to places in Scotland that were about four hours' walk from the nearest road (which obviously isn't close to being the same thing, but still pretty isolated).

Actually, its current definition is "any role played by Nicolas Cage".