I seldom pay much attention, but I'm pretty certain I saw people dancing to the Friends theme on Strictly Come Dancing. I think it was a whole episode of TV-themed dances to TV themes.

Which wrestlers would you want to interrupt while they were in the middle of eating a tasty burger?

You're being unfair. Based on the username, he probably has no truck with religious-based bigotry. He'll happily torture any innocent brown people, regardless of religious beliefs.

Well, I guess I'm going to be back to spending my weekends on TV catchup. Which is a change from spending them wondering why there's never anything on TV.

You try vomiting for twenty-four hours straight because the pain in your head is so intense, and then we'll discuss the concept of "right" and "wrong".

I want to counter with "the Locrian Hemsworth", but only about six people will get that joke, and none of them will think it's funny.

Well, Kissinger's still going.

Mr James himself co-authored it with a chap named Allan Loeb, the genius behind scripts such as So Undercover, Rock of Ages, and the Adam Sandler classic Just Go With It.

How many of them are about a fat man who falls down?

The Abominable Bride? That lazy piece of nonsense? Really?

In fairness, if you're from Belfast you've probably got used to the idea of terrorists having US support.

Your wife's name was Martha? Our first president's wife's name was Martha! You should be president.

Is Miley Cyrus the one who dates Hemsworths?

I don't know, sounds reasonable. I mean, when you think "king", what do you imagine? A fat, lazy, guy, sitting around putting in no effort and being sustained by tradition and the acquiescence of a population that has been beaten into submission, right?

You want to give him something else to trip on?

Mazikeen had better not be gone for more than… let's say half an episode. I think that's the longest both Lucifer and Lucifer can last without her.

The weirdest thing about this The Good Place show is that apparently Radio 1 DJ Jameela Jamil is also an actress. I may have to seek it out just for that.

He Never Died. Weird and funny and pretty gory at times. Henry Rollins is great as the apathetic monster who finds out he has a kid and learns a valuable lesson about caring eventually gets off his arse and murders a bunch of people.

Played a classic puzzle game in which I dodged rocks and dug through sand. Reptoned again.

I think how much you dislike Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is largely determined by how annoying you find Shia Labeouf. If you can see past the fact that he's pretty much the worst possible person on the planet to play the offspring of Indiana Jones, it's enjoyably dumb.