Almost all porn gets depressing if you think about it too much, but this is one of those cases where it's almost impossible to not think about it.

Probably because his family's serial killer instincts kept on taking over and he would keep going off campus to find girls who he would date for a week before they died in a tragic "accident".

I'd argue that a hallucination of a talking blue pegasus is one of those occasions when bad CGI would be better than good CGI. It needs to look deeply out of place.

Damn it, I hadn't heard that this was going to be its last. Still, better to go out according to plan, while you've still got a story to work with, than to pull a Sleepy Hollow.

And again, Black Sails has short seasons, so he could conceivably double up.

And against vampirekind.

Well, of course unicorns are arseholes. But this is a pegasus. Wings, no horn, and every reason to be happy. You'd be happy if you had wings and a naive belief in the long-term viability of Chamberlain's "peace with honour".

You mean A Citizen Kane!?!

… Hot damn.

You never know your luck. Sci-Fi favours short seasons, and Legends of Tomorrow only has 13 episodes in season two. She could conceivably do both, if she wanted to.

According to Wikipedia they currently have eight scripted shows. If we disallow the three Canadian imports (of which two - Dark Matter and Killjoys - are unabashed sci-fi), that leaves Z Nation, 12 Monkeys, The Expanse, The Magicians, and Van Helsing.

Legendary stuntman Al Leong looks back at his more-murdered-than-Sean-Bean career in the new documentary: You Can Kill Me, Al.

For a moment I read that as James Frain, who I'm pretty certain has played all of those things. And if these pilots make it to series order, he will appear in at least one episode of each of them.

I'm sure it isn't Michael Mosley's fault, but man did Castle's quality nosedive every time they tried to get serious.

Did she at least occasionally shoot people who were causing the main characters trouble?

The next Beast will have a white streak in his hair, caused by a traumatic childhood incident which has left him unable to truly love.

Lina Romay… Vamp Willow… Jubilee… Amanda Donohoe in that film with Hugh Grant and Peter Capaldi…

Three bucks says Luke Mitchell's character is a spectacularly bland love interest to one of the main characters, and sticks around for an unexpectedly long time because, presumably, the actor is just that likeable offscreen.

In a way, when he accepted that blowjob in his capacity as President, Bill Clinton was sexually assaulting America as a whole.

We really need to work out something we can charge people like Dina Lohan with. Reckless child exploitation?