I'm not saying yes, I'm not saying no. I'm just saying, if you think you see Velocirapstar, check his shoes. Check the size of his shoes before you let him get close.

Fiction: King George III tried to cheat, and only Franklin's superior ground game secured independence.

Skandar Keynes was definitely the second best part of The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe (the best, obviously, being Tilda Swinton). Apparently he's now quit acting and is going into politics, which is sad but I guess if it's what he wants to do, more power to him.

Fiction: The Founding Fathers were eager to escape the oppressive thumb of the British monarchy and found a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all (white) men are created equal.

The Smoldering Dr Bravestone sounds like he should be fighting the Fiendish Dr Wu. Preferably on top of a giant nuclear blimp which is attacking Paris.

She was a perfectly good assassin in Guardians of the Galaxy, although sadly lacking in her usual gingerness.

Wait, is Nick Jonas the one who plays Frank Grillo's son in Kingdom? Because I only saw one episode of that, but whichever Jonas they had wasn't bad.

*Slew.

It'll be sad when you get to the end of the second season of Dead Like Me and then there is no more Dead Like Me whatsoever, and certainly not a crappy straight-to-DVD movie which doesn't even have Mandy Patinkin.

I like him, he's a good actor, but if you had made a list of every young male movie star of the late 80s in order of how likely they were to spend an entire film naked with Ione Skye, you probably wouldn't even have bothered to include him on it.

I nearly flew to the wrong country once.

I have absolutely no memory of Rob Schneider being in Demolition Man, and I have seen that film several times.

The UK Sci-Fi channel dedicated most of yesterday to running the first five Star Trek movies back to back. I only dropped in for Wrath of Khan, but it was comforting knowing they were there if I got bored.

Deadpool is, in terms of tone and characterisation, probably the most faithful adaptation of a comic-book character there has ever been (although of course the quality of the comic has varied wildly over the years, as is the nature of such things). Its success makes me fear for the sequel, as there's a real risk the…

Right. They prefer abandoned mines, derelict slaughterhouses, the closet in your kid's bedroom, that sort of environment.

Making him essential to one of the most critical scenes in the movie. He should be proud.

Ione Skye was also notable to my teenaged self in The Rachel Papers, a film which suggests that at some point in his bizarre career Dexter Fletcher apparently had blackmail material on everybody.

I thought that was the only thing he'd ever done. As in, I thought America saw him in that, and packaged him up and sent him back to the store.

They aren't "dressed as" clowns. They're actual clowns. The only way they can not look like clowns is when they're wearing the flayed faces of their victims. Duh.

Piper Perabo is the blonde one and not Parker Posey, right? It always takes me a moment to remember that, and then I'm disappointed.