Oh now, that would have just been crass.

Jennifer Coolidge: 2 Broke Girls

The Judge is more famous than Gunn? That just don't seem right.

In any case, we’re hoping that Kai Proctor or Rebecca Bowman makes an appearance tonight.

They put the Juggaloker on their front cover. Sue the bastards into the ground.

Batman spikes Gordo's drink with peyote, but then finds out that Gordo is meeting his girlfriend's parents that same evening, and disguises himself as Gordo to help out.

One day, Godzilla will attack Gotham and Batman will flick a switch in the Batcave, his big computer chair will slide back into a cockpit, and the city will stand up…

I lasted three episodes, but could never take the little munchkin they had playing Gordon seriously.

Damn it, I wish I lived in a world in which I didn't have to upvote that.

Chris Pine is one of those "oh yeah" actors. He seems to always do a perfectly serviceable job in everything I see him in, and then I immediately forget he was in it.

No wonder she uses her middle name. "Sugarbeard" sounds like a cereal's pirate mascot.

Does anybody miss The Following?

And Wallace's paper On the Law which has Regulated the Introduction of New Species was published in 1855, to save anybody else who felt like saying "actually…" from being humiliated by their own ignorance.

Listen, just think. if Firefly hadn't been cancelled it would have run for three seasons, nobody would have complained when it got the axe, and the worst you'd have to put up with from us soul-having human beings is the occasional argument about whether or not having Kaylee revealed as the evil mastermind behind…

Inevitable: https://youtu.be/x4lhzYPu02o

Or Guy Gibson's dog.

Lee Harvey Oswald was actually three very short Cubans in a long trenchcoat?

Are you sure it wasn't mole people from within the Hollow Earth?

Did anybody get a count on how many of those kicks were with his shirt off?

Weird. Facebook is the place I go to see distant cousins mocking their own pets, and get career updates from old schoolfriends. I guess I've somehow managed to make a safe little bubble, although there is one guy who posts almost entirely in Thai, so for all I know he's both self-absorbed and hateful. But he was…