I knew it! You scavenge kills off deinonychus, don't you?

"But Big Ben is actually just the name of…"

Don't worry, I'm sure somebody got fired for that blunder.

The title of Private Lesbian 1: Girl Girl Studio 3 is confusing. I guess they were using a sequel to start a spin-off franchise, but it makes very little sense.

Sean Connery: Of courshe I hit women, they have it coming.

I kind of want to see The Shallows, because it looks like a good, old-fashioned, bare bones suspense horror. And also because of Blake Lively in a bikini.

That's the strangest-looking punctuation drawing of a penis I've ever seen.

Fun fact: Until the late 1890s, there were no major discernible differences between Association and American football. Both used an identical "ball", in the form of a lightly padded half-gallon keg of extra-strong ale; both banned players from using any blade longer than the referee's left forearm (a rule that…

Oh, so the obvious, logical, way that I could probably have worked out if I'd bothered to think about it for ten seconds?

Will someone tell me how to use the spoiler tag, please? It's like everyone else is Homer Simpson and I'm… who's dumber than Homer Simpson? Please don't say Peter Griffin; I don't want to be Peter Griffin.

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

Anyone who doesn't upvote this is a communist.

I want more of Milady as the Queen's personal hitman, murdering inconvenient relatives while the Musketeers have no idea what is going on.

Definitely Bunheads. That show was perfect and precious, and I am still bitter we didn't get a second season.

Chad Michael Murray: For when you want to have a character who is a Chad, but don't want to actually name him Chad.

*Gentleman unzips his trousers*

I am intrigued by the idea of an American Hustle porn parody, and kind of want to watch it just to see how much plot they bothered with.

Number 13? Nice try, Stephen Fry.

It does seem like there's overwhelming social pressure. Like, we're over here not watching cookery shows, and the entire internet is over there going: "Oh, that Mel Giedroyc is just the funniest! And we have a bizarre respect for Paul Hollywood, despite his completely unbelievable tan and completely unbelievable…

While she has done much sterling work, to me she remains Ruta Gedmintas of Lip Service. For, uh, reasons.