I only know Tom Arnold from True Lies, one of the greatest movies of Arnold Schwarzenegger's career. Flawed only in that they didn't come back six years later and make a sequel about Dana Tasker joining the family business when Eliza Dushku was at the top of her post-Buffy fame.

Why would she use her goons? I bet she went after him herself.

Favourite moment in Romeo Must Die: when Jet Li decides it's okay to hit a woman provided what he hits her with is another woman.

Even though the Hot Shots movies have been somewhat tainted by Charlie Sheen's evolution into a walking, talking, dumpster fire, I still think Martin Sheen's appearance in Part Deux is a hot contender for the title of greatest movie cameo of all time. And I haven't even seen Wall Street.

But if you put the MCU Zemo on a team with a bunch of supervillains, the first thing he'll do is kill them all.

What do you expect when you hire state-sponsored Russian pornstars?

Can he really be considered sentient? I mean, doesn't that imply some measure of self-awareness?

In a departure from the franchise's previously established plotline about random couples having listless, mechanical, coitus, Real Racks 7 was instead a documentary about places to hang your coat, drain your dishes, and sleep while in the US military.

Yesterday I was reminded that Peter O'Toole was in Supergirl, so I thought I should do everybody else a favour by reminding them of that fact.

Blade: Trinity definitely had a worse Dracula. Dracula wasn't even in the top five things wrong with Van Helsing. Plus, he was part of possibly the only good moment in the film - the vampire ballroom dance, where Kate Beckinsale suddenly sees in the mirror that she's the only living person in the room.

I can understand repressing the memories, but the Jackedman character's first name was Gabriel. And it was implied that he was the Archangel Gabriel.

The soft C came from the French, but only because their ghastly language doesn't understand how to pronounce Greek-derived Latin words. The Germans got it right, and I've been a snob about these things ever since I found out how badly I was mispronouncing "Cephalonia".

"All I want to do is help. I want to help because, I don't think people should suffer as they do. Because, if there's no bigger meaning, then the smallest act of kindness is the greatest thing in the world."

Yes, I win the argument! Victory lap! Uh, I'm gonna take my shirt off for this, I hope that's cool with everybody.

I hesitated to Google whether you were making that up, because "Gabriella Wilde" sounds so much like a porn name.

Are you suggesting that the name Jojo is not an acceptable name for a person to be named? As names go it is a perfectly acceptable name, and could only be improved upon, made better, augmented and elevated by the addition of an extra, additional, and supplementary rhyming element.

So last night I finally watched Mean Girls, somehow for the first time (I eventually just bought it on DVD). It was as good as everyone says, and I don't think it suffered for the fact that I already knew half the script through pop culture osmosis.

The Last Boy Scout is Bruce Willis's most underrated movie.

Go visit your parents. If they're anything like mine, there's an approximately 22 per cent chance that they'll have it on when you walk in the door.

Honeysuckle Weeks has to be the most English Actress name anybody has ever had. And her looks live up to the name, too.