What's the baby talk for "do you even lift, bro?"

Mission Pimpossible.

"Hey, Vasquez. You ever been mistaken for a man?"

Well, that's really up to the Great American Public when they go to the polls this November.

Sharknado 3 was terrible, but at least they had the sense to bring back Cassie Scerbo as Nova the sexy shark-killing bartender from the first one. Per IMDb, they've dropped her for this one. And this aggression will not stand.

Well the good news is, it now fits into 30-minute time slots.

It suggests a newly liberated woman exploring her options. It's affirming, it's triumphant, it's empowering. Divorce is an opportunity, not a failure!

Paul Anka should be remembered for his historic role as the dog in Gilmore Girls.

Yvonne Strahovski was excellent in Chuck, but Jean Reno should be number one.

Has no one thought of the Stride Mothers?

"Can I confess something? I tell you this as an artist, I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm driving… on the road at night… I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering…

She will remember you, when she comes again in glory.

On purely aesthetic grounds, Tiffani-Amber Thiessen was objectively prettier. But Elizabeth Berkley was far more attractive, in part because of her personality. Or at least, Jessie Spano's personality.

As I understand it from certain commenters, it must have been hard to find a photo in which she was not actively engaged in ritualistic satanic puppy-murder. You work with what you've got.

He's also apparently handsome enough to make a lot of people look past the Nazi tattoos.

Well, that's both exciting and scary.

Right choice on Crouching Tiger. It's a competent but wholly unexceptional kung fu movie with an overly convoluted plot and too much action, and has almost nothing in common with the first film except Michelle Yeoh's presence. And she alone cannot save it.

*Beloved Character Actress Margo Martindale.

Frankly, not that massive. The series had already fallen victim to the old "law of diminishing sequel returns", and most critics agree that they should never have made it into a trilogy in the first place.

As porn names go, "Emma Butt" has a real… lack of effort going for it. It's just: "Eh, what's a word you sometimes see in porn site tags? Butt. Okay, I'll go with that. Butt." It reminds me of Mira Sorvino's character in Mighty Aphrodite, who used to go by "Judy Cum".