Well, that's just unsportsmanlike. Baseball players should aspire to have the good grace and charm of cricketers, who have gentlemanly exchanges like:

I don't think he really is nationalistic or xenophobic, though. He just jumped on the xenophobia bandwagon as another way to raise his public profile and amass more power.

I think that's less "irony" and more "what in Satan's wrinkled ballsack was she thinking?". But then, like most of us, I've never been entirely clear on what does and doesn't count as irony.

Matthew, 19:21. Off the top of my head.

Vladimir Kulich was excellent as Beowulf Buliwyf in the underrated The 13th Warrior. It's a shame that didn't lead to bigger things than playing a generic doomsday monster, even if it was a generic doomsday monster that got to have implied sex with Charisma Carpenter.

I don't understand your crazy American names for seasons.

iZombie. Mostly because it's a brilliant show and I can barely wait to see where they're going to go with their apocalypse, but also, in a very minor way, because I'm hoping the new season will start with: "So the bullet just glanced off Rita's skull and knocked her unconscious?" "Yeah, I know. Crazy coincidence.…

What does "Hey batter" even mean? Clearly "Death to the opposition" makes way more sense as a team chant.

Ben Franklin loved every kind of strange. Robert Baratheon liked to brag about "making the eight"; Franklin's response was: "And what did you do the following week?"

Well, that's pretty much the only sane reason why any man would fake his own death to get out of dating gorgeous wealthy kung fu babe Thea Queen.

I'm guessing they just pointed out to him that there was a pop culture juggernaut that he had no connection to whatsoever, and he mailed them a cassette tape the next day.

Fran Kranz was also one of the best things on Dollhouse. "Why didn't I think of that?" *horrified realisation* "Did I think of that?"

This is how far morals have fallen in Obama's America. We've got unwed mothers bringing their slatternly ways to the nation's formerly respectable hardcore porn parody industry.

Why would Harrison Ford use a lightsaber? He knows that hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.

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Then us'll go an' eyt up t'ducks
Then us'll all ha' etten thee
That's wheear we get us ooan back
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at.

"The Tea Incident" or, as we call it on this side of the Atlantic: The super-painful break-up which we're still kind of upset about, especially as it involved you getting together with France. I mean, of all the European nations, why France? We've been neighbours for years and we've never got on; you knew how we felt…

"The people want respect - and something to eat every day. And they want something better for their children." - Adlai Stevenson (February 5, 1900 - July 14, 1965)

Still not convinced Dax Shepard isn't a Star Wars character.

I wish Britain were ruled by an actual real-life Bond villain, like Russia.

Documentaries about young single women with no ready cash and an inexplicable attraction to pizza deliverymen: Good.