Isn't Hot Girls Wanted a documentary about the porn industry?

Does that mean we're gonna get orgies? Because the Asterix books always made those look cool. At one of them, they had fondue.

Lost was presumably just obeying the first rule of Hollywood: Michelle Rodriguez dies. Which is sad.

It's hard to imagine just how horrifying the destruction of Pompeii must have been at the time. I mean, an entire city just… gone. Wiped off the map. Everyone who lived there killed in fire and thunder, and the only explanation available is: "We must have annoyed the gods… somehow."

"No power in the 'Verse can stop me."

They tried that, but then they realised that if you used it once you couldn't have any kind of sex for at least 72 hours.

Sadly, the Royal Navy has had to give up the lash for human rights reasons.

Quoting The Simpsons as a substitute for original thought is a perfectly cromulent approach to humour.

I still haven't found out what the Met Gala is, and I see no reason to end my wilful ignorance today.

Sometimes, the internet finds something funny and then beats it until it's dead and then ties its corpse to its horse and then beats it some more.

And yet Chanel, the biggest Nazi-lover of them all, never seemed to go for the jackboot chic.

Judi Dench. Shakespeare in Love. Eight minutes, and an Oscar.

Dude who “has painstakingly decorated various objects with thousands of colorful buttons” (Wikipedia).

Even his name says: "Is that a beer?"

Meanwhile, Hugo Boss is presumably best known for Costume and Wardrobe Department, The Third Reich.

Serinda Swan was also in the so-okay-it's-average Breakout Kings, in which she played the role of Lady Who Totally Killed A Bunch Of People But We Can't Prove It, So Let's Let Her Out To Hunt More People.

Superhero media in general, especially Batman.

Wait, is Cupcake Wars a documentary about criminals?

Question: Was Peter Petrelli the single stupidest main character of any TV show ever, or was he just in the top three or four?

Tom Hanks: The Da Vinci Code