Oh, you mean the Chris Evans who punched way above his weight by marrying Billie Piper when she was still a teenager and he was in his 30s?

On the one hand, The Warriors is pure lightning in a bottle.

Yep. And Stephen Fry and Ben Elton.

I keep thinking of the classic 70s film The Warriors, and also Dark Angel. Which would actually make for a fairly awesome crossover.

I'm pretty certain the actual Mister Ed, the talking horse, never realised he was on TV. That was just him shooting the shit with an old buddy, saying what comes naturally, and frequently laying massive turds which they had to cut around.

I liked Warren Oates as the driver of the second coolest car, and pioneer of the Joker Backstory, in Two-Lane Blacktop.

You mean, Cesare Borgia. And from that I assume that, if I ever get round to finishing Blindspot, Shady Beard Guy gets killed.

You voted against a veteran? Why do you hate freedom?

Meanwhile, the real University Challenge - on which that episode of The Young Ones is extremely closely based (to say nothing of the third act of the classic - classic, I tell you - film St Trinians, in which Lena Headey accidentally helps Gemma Arterton steal Scarlett Johansson) - returns next week. I cannot…

It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy. Let's go exploring! - Calvin (November 18, 1985 - Forever, in all of our hearts)

It's hard to believe it's more that two thousand years since the NRA handed George Washington his first wooden Bible.

… We all accept that Colonel Quaritch was the real hero of Avatar, right?

Yes, okay, we lost a lot of battles. No need to rub it in.

Don't worry, we blame Mel Gibson for most of that.

Hi, how are you?

Wait, Obama actually went to the trouble of having a kid on the Fourth of July? That man is a consummate politician.

Happy Fourth of July, America. Normally I take this occasion to re-extend Britain's annual invitation to come back, if you like, provided you leave certain individuals behind and agree not to talk about that whole Trenton silliness, but in the light of recent events on this side of the pond I'm beginning to think you…

I'm gonna miss his singing.

I'm consoling myself with the thought that, after Pycelle left, the prostitute probably went through his chambers and stole some really valuable shit.

Wait, I thought "ludio" took the locative.