Update: The performance came to an early end when Evil Lincoln shot the lead actor in the head, with a cry of: "Sic temper ludius!"

No, that's a Patronus, so called because it was blatantly doin' it with Achilles.

Damn it, I wanted him to go, but not like this. Not like this.

I really hope Sansa goes to see Littlefinger, and he's all "Quid pro quo, Clarice", and then she just stabs him in the neck and watches him die with a cold look on her face.

Mick Fleetwood as What The Fuck Is Going On? in that time he presented the Brit Awards with Sam Fox and it was an utter disaster.

That's Linda "Mrs Hawkeye" Cardellini.

And that one episode of Don't Trust the B in which she explained to James Van Der Beek that everyone from the Creek hated him.

… And Boris and Nigel will now claim to have a mandate from the masses.

ITV? Really, America? I know you're suspicious of TV without adverts, but ITV is not the answer.

… I'm kind of hoping their boss will be a black labrador.

Noisy, travel in packs, like to shit in their hands and throw it at tourists?

"No, Beauty shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him."

They're a mendicant offshoot of the Franciscans, aren't they?

I've never done cocaine and, after taking a good long look at the 80s, I'm okay with that.

Wasn't that the one that attracted massive negative publicity because it interrupted the Olympic closing ceremony?

Why did we ever think perms like that were a good idea?

Aw, I enjoyed the first episode, and really do intend to watch more of it when I have the time.

Yeah, but then when he put the chip back in she was fixed. And that was probably just because he'd cleaned the chip before re-inserting it, but you have to wonder at least a little…

He has the best penis!

Cameron was only villainous for that one episode. But it was pretty great.