Whoa, huge slam on the Internet out of nowhere!

You know, I think it may well have done.

Wait, there are appropriate things that can be done with a Japanese body pillow?

Well, I'm British, and while my knowledge of technology is probably fully up-to-date for the busy world of 2008 my knowledge of American TV networks is almost nonexistent.

You should have led by criticising Julia Roberts' accent, because that's something everyone - even Angry Vengeful Dad Liam Neeson - has to agree on.

The Big Lebowski. I forced my little brother to watch it as a teenager, and at first he just didn't get it. A few years later he'd drunk the Kool-Aid and was citing it as one of the greatest comedies of all time.

Started in on Orange Is The New Black, and my Fire Stick promptly died. The nice folks at Amazon are sending a replacement, but I'm kind of shocked by just how much I miss being able to use the big screen. Truly it is written: You do not know what you have until it is gone. My paradise has been paved over.

Spike explained: "Angel and I were never intimate… except for that one time."

That depends. Is Timothy Olyphant going to shoot and/or sleep with any of them anytime soon?

Better, but you should have spelled it "OK".

I think they should keep the best writers for The Flash, because at the moment that show relies way too heavily on Barry being a complete idiot.

Hugo Boss. Black leather. They don't really stand out from the regular Gestapo.

I think it has more to do with the fact that, for decades, most TV shows treated women as disposable love interests while focusing on the friendships between the male leads, which meant if the fans wanted to invest in an actual relationship they only had one option.

There was every scene in Hercules.

I'm weirdly bigoted against blue people. I don't know why, but Smurfs, Na'avi, that one Mr Man with the bandages… I just have an irrational disdain for them all.

She was also part of what may have been the first ever boy/boy/girl threesome shown on the BBC. Along with Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Jeremy Northam.

"Encore un moment, monsieur le bourreau, un petit moment!"

I don't think you're allowed poison darts or falls from a great height in a traditional trial by combat.

Yeah, I'm with Oregon. I know nothing about the state, but Brienne with Oathkeeper is going to wreck pretty much everyone else.

Has anybody said The Wolverine yet? Because that was so nearly the Wolverine movie we all wanted, and then they went crazy with the robot samurai in his giant citadel.