Wait, I actually saw that Ashley Judd/Hugh Jackman romantic comedy. I had completely forgotten it existed. I had completely forgotten Ashley Judd existed. But now I remember. I remember everything!

You see, now that's a proper porn parody name. What was her character name - Meriadoc RandySuck?

Thea is great, but it's getting to the point where she should just start killing her own boyfriends just to save time.

Plot twist: This time around, "Danger" is actually USPIS Agent Jack Danger ("It's pronounced Donger") from Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Marvel had a comic about that.

Damn it, Internet, stop making me want things I can't have.

Lovejoy, trying to work out what a semi-disreputable dealer would give him for one of those alligator stools.

Well, don't blame McShane for your ensuing misery.

"Do you like… food? I like food."

I was about to comment on Missy Peregrym, but then I realised I was getting her confused with Missi Pyle. I don't think I've ever actually seen Missy Peregrym in anything.

The Son Of Jor-El Just Happens To Live On Earth!

There's actually, like, nineteen of them, but six years ago they made a bet on how long it would take the Waif to notice if they all pretended to be the same guy.

I think at a certain point we have to consider the possibility that the Faceless Men are just really bad at their job.

Well, it ended with her going to a dark room where she'd hidden Needle, so clearly getting there was her endgame all along.

In fairness, Arya's plan was just as stupid. So I think we can blame both of them on the writers.

The Person of Interest review needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.

There may have been some spine involved, too.

I have a theory that Daario Naharis is nothing but a Tyroshi sellsword made good, and not in any way Euron Greyjoy, Benjen Stark, or Sarella Sand.

Ma'am, you're sucking on my elbow.

The Lightning Lord, please. Beric Dondarrion has not taken a bottle of bleach for his sigil.