Probably some kind of Italian mobster. They're always stabbing each other.

Wait, how do Americans pronounce "schedule"?

Yeah, and they said Jon Snow was dead.

So… has Helena named her hat yet?

They fight for love!

We've actually reached a point in our pop culture where a Nextwave adaptation could work.

Wait, would you gain or lose "health" for straightening the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

I don't play modern computer games and I don't really care about Superman, but that game sounds like it would be worth reconsidering both policies.

It's probably way too grim and dark to ever make it to the mainstream, but I think there could be potential in some kind of show set in the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium, as depicted in Warhammer 40,000.

Exactly. They have to have been setting up something with all that.

I'd be okay with that. Ramsay doesn't deserve a spectacular death. He should in an undignified way that initially escapes the notice of his enemies.

The Waif is toast. Arya has to survive, and only death can pay for life.

Or to have them dress like people on an actual long car journey, by which I mean loose-fitting and comfortable clothes that they don't mind dropping food on, sensible shoes, and probably a weird case of bedhead from sleeping slumped against the passenger side window.

Not a significant other, but when I was in a shared house I was forced to watch a couple of episodes of The Only Way Is Essex.

I read Perfume as a kid. It was weird and creepy and actually pretty brilliant.

I'm just hoping somebody's fixed the suspension on their car.

Why has the internet not yet produced a ten-minute long video of Peter Dinklage slapping Shia LaBeouf to the tune of Achilles' Last Stand?

My cat speaks to me. He says his name is Vexiloorg, a Baron of the Fourth Circle, and that unto him is given the power to tempt men into violence and ill nature, and to spread foulness upon the Earth. He says the End Times are coming, and all shall tremble before the wrath of his dark masters.

That would be awesome.

In before everybody else to say: World War Z should have been adapted as an in-universe "documentary" series (mockumentary seems like the wrong term here). It could have consisted of three kinds of footage - interviews with the survivors, shoddily made "reconstruction" footage involving bad actors in unconvincing…