Technically, Gandalf /did/ do Aragorn and Arwen's wedding. <adjusts nerd="" glasses=""> <ducks>

Whoa — King's Landing voting to Leave Westros? Did not see that coming. #wexit

Has everyone made a "Jesus II: Electric Boogaloo" joke yet?
NO? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??

I thought it was an Arya trap for half a sec — as in maybe she was ready with Needle or had an armored corset or something but no —turned out she was just a girl with no game.

Wait, what? Arya is trained by agents of the Faceless God, Arya knows the methods of agents of the Faceless god, Arya knows agents of the faceless god are coming for her — and yet she allows herself to get bushwhacked in broad daylight like a noob. I'm not calling shenanigans, I'm calling shitty writing here.

To quote The X-Files, "I haven't played D&D all these years and not learned something about courage."

Could we just jump to the sequel, in case the series doesn't get renewed? Thx.

Ollie Ollie in Come Free!

"I really like what Ramsay Bolton is doing in the North. Great things, some really terrific things. And dogs listen to him. His work with dogs is inspiring it really is. It'll be like me and world leaders, mark my words, all I'll have to do, all I'll have to do — you watch — is whistle, and they will attack whoever I…

BOLTON/TRUMP 2016 — MAKE WESTROS GREAT AGAIN!

Ramsay Bolton—still less hated than Ted Cruz.

>[“Dancing Queen” was released in August 1976.—ed]

I would actually argue that Skorpa beheaded Iseult to draw Uhtred out from behind the shield wall. Not only would this leave him open to attack from superior numbers, it would disrupt his command of the front line. Unfortunately for Skorpa, Uhtred became a whirling dervish and cut a hole in the Danish line that turned…

Fair enough.

That was astoundingly tense and spectacular. Here's to a second series.

I just want to know when we'll get the crossover with Sesame Street. Kermit gets to reminisce about the children's show where he got his start, Gonzo gets to meet Grover, Cookie Monster decimates the catering table….

200 comments and not one about Tron Legacy? Daft Punk's soundtrack was the only thing that pulled the plot along through the movie.

Archer Archer

The visuals and the soundtrack had more jokes that landed than the actual jokes. This show might be funnier if the dialog was turned off and viewers could play along at home

"Miami Archer"