That would have been good to know A MINUTE AGO!!

While the background patina of sirens and choppers was designed to ratchet up the tension for the average viewer, that's what most Los Angelenos call "Tuesday."

You don't introduce a rifle in season one and NOT use it in season 7. You. Just. Don't.

Large chunks of Nothing but Trouble were filmed here in Pennsylvania, and they even shot some scenes at the state capital. It got a lot of news coverage during pre-production, as everyone thought it might be the next Ghostbusters. Things got interesting though, when the state's nascent film promotion bureau later…

What's was surprising is, we *know* they can do comedy. The "make it rain" twerking scene last week was frickin' brilliant. We've seen this cast and crew pull off complicated clones-playing-clones episodes in the past. This one? Something seriously off in the direction or editing…

Wife and I. And we both agreed, this was the only episode we ever forced ourselves to watch to the end. We really really wanted to bail, and that's saying a lot considering how much we love this show, and how much we've been pitching it to friends lately.

Sorry, no. This episode was a sad, sexless mess. Good intentions, sure, but in the end it lacked the manic energy, tight pacing and quick editing a wacky case of mistaken identities and wrong packages needs. It is the only hour of Orphan Black we ever actively hated.

Schrödinger's Coke. Don both did and didn't write "I'd like to teach the world to sing."

Well, Rollerball DID accurately predict Enron:

The answer is Rollerball. The answer is always Rollerball.

Why not "Why Can't We Be Friends": War

Surprisingly enough we did. I appreciated the work that went into her cast's stage craft. Like KISS, Madonna's a showman who knows her fans paid good coin to see A SHOW — and she delivered.

I once bought tickets to Madonna, just to see Level 42. I should be embarrassed, but I'm not.

Goodnight Star Trek, Goodnight Spock

Add to this list: Peter Dunlap-Shohl's upcoming graphic novel on living with Parkinson's Disease. Even though the cartoonist lost the ability to hold a pen, he can still draw by jamming his finger against the touch screen of an iPad. His book — years in the making — just got a publisher.

Rick Berman's contempt of all things Roddenberry finally came out in the Voyager pilot, when he killed off the first officer, navigator and doctor in the first few minutes. Of course, this was ostensibly to put his main characters into the new jobs, but it was obvious he was saying "HA! I JUST KILLED SULU, MCCOY AND…

Mary Prankster — Mercy Fuck

This. This is what we wanted from Agents of SHIELD.
More please.

So … is there some sort of zero-sum game with Agents of SHIELD and Sleepy Hollow? Everyone expected SHIELD to be teh awesome, and instead it was Sleepy Hollow that blew us away.

And yet, Tosh.o lives on. If that isn't proof that there isn't a god — or, that if he exists, he really really fucking hates us — I don't know what does.