FARTGHAZI!1!!

He only saw that Twilight Zone episode after he found a polaroid picture of himself watching the episode and realized he better watch the episode to close the time loop or the spacetime continuum would be fucked up.

As a fellow Sacto native and child of a retired state worker, I couldn't say it better myself.

I like to take my breadstick and dip it in a breadstick.

I hear every disease that you have is more relevant than every disease that I have.

Dammit, that's now in my head.

Yup, they were on this week's Brooklyn Nine/Nine in fact.

I quit watching Grey's when Izzie started fucking Ghost Denny. Yes, it was due to a brain tumor, but still.

To this day, I cannot figure out what "quarter of (some number)" means. Is it 15 minutes to or 15 minutes after?

Yes.

Sounds like you bought Sapporo Ichiban Ramen, typically found in the Asian food aisle. Turn the corner and walk down the soup and other canned foodstuffs to where the Oodles of Noodles are kept.

Book Stannis is absolutely hilarious. I've always been disappointed his deadpan humor never came across with Show Stannis. Hopefully that changes this season.

Go away. Getaway.

Medical supplies. Is Sony who I can blame for all the catheter and transvaginal mesh ads that invade tv nowadays?

it's all about optics

Not sure if it's in the documentary, but in the book it mentions he would have asthma attacks and you couldn't touch him because he would beat the living shit out of you while in the midst of the attack. Sure, most people while dealing with an asthma attack are basically catotonic just trying to get some air, but not…

TEUTONIC BUTTS!

Always remember that is a 17 year old Scarlett whose booty you are enjoying during that scene!

Marie Antoinette is my go-to movie when I want to immerse myself in prettiness. The soundtrack is on constant rotation on my iPad/iPhone; it's such a great mix of 80's pop and classical. The visuals and the music are completely scrumptious.

I'm reading Going Clear now and I agree about Hubbard coming off as more a sad, pathetic man than I expected. No excuse for Miscavige though. That guy is a psychopath.