I'd rather have Kramer's apartment - wood paneling, levels, and hot tub.

I cry foal!

Canter won't respond to this pun thread.

It's pizza crusts all the way down.

Twenty years later I still cannot tell the difference between Wonderwall and Champagne Supernova. Not until it actually says either "you're my wonderwall" or "champagne supernova in the sky" do I know which I'm listening to.

This show is an evil smoothie: a blend of bulimia, drugs, blackmail, prostitution, and sequins. If someone doesn't die by episode 6 I'm going to be very disappointed.

I'm gonna get me a jean jacket with white leather fringe from Wet Seal.

I just let out an audible "oooohhh". I totally miss The Nature Company.

I loved Plumeria - in fact I plan on stocking up when this is released. I know it won't be as good as I remember but a girl can dream a dream of artificial Hawaiian scents.

A friend and I were window-shopping at the crazy marked up stores in Mandalay Bay in Vegas a few years ago. Inside a bathing suit shop the No Doubt song 'We're Cool' was on an endless loop. Unfortunately my friend decided to try several bikinis on so I got stuck listening to the song at least 10 times in a row. I…

The smell of Plumeria and Drakkar Noir defined my college experience.

Cloud Atlas mindfucked me in a very enjoyable way. Sounds like Sense8 may have the same effect…yay!

They have one of those in Vegas. For my birthday my friend bought me a jello shot to slurp on while we walked to the hotel pool. Damn thing tasted like pine-sol.

Damn, the fried tacos from Jack in the Box are so fucking good!

Wassa comin a goin?

I saw a pigeon mount a one-legged pigeon who was too slow to hobble away. Stupid one-legged pigeon still had two wings, why didn't it just fly away instead of just taking it like that? Stupid pigeon.

Dorothy and Mavis, my grandmas.

What really weirded me out is Kylie and Kendell got the K treatment, and they aren't even Kardashians.

I took it that him learning about the shit the Meyer admin/campaign has been up to (data breach, especially the mailing to the parents of recently deceased children) brought it out. He hitched himself to a wagon as the running mate and is starting to crack seeing what a piece of shit that wagon really is.

Like a Native American, Michael used the entire body when he hunted humans.