Buck Naked graduated top of his class from there.

Be nice, Dr. Tobia has decided to make a new start in life. Even has the license plate for his car.

This is why I refuse to talk to people I work with.

The defense claims there are two scoops of raisins in every box of Raisin Bran but with the help of experts in cardboard box assembly we will prove beyond a reasonable doubt that is impossible.

I consider it my daily Two Minute Hate.

For some reason, every time I think about Arizona and sheriff Joe Arpaio, I immediately remember that I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this shit, blood, and cum on my hands. How odd.

Hard.

Does it vibrate? I'm asking, for a friend.

I'm so excited about Screech's trial, but I'm also so scared.

Watcher in the Woods freaked the fuck out of 5 year old me.

Methinks Sony and Sandisk have some, but I don't know if they're any good or not.

To yo momma.

My great-grandma was his nanny when he was a little kid. How can I leverage this seemingly useless connection to get some sweet Jethro BBQ moolah?

I went to the first Power Tower Feeding Frenzy Psycho Festival before it got corrupted by fucking hipsters with their skinny jeans and moustaches.

Now that just sounds like Somethin' Stupid.

"They had to replace my metal plate with a
plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I'd piss my pants
and forget who I was for about half an hour"

I just read it. That is some crazy word salad.

OMG. It's not that Reince is short for Reinhold, which I immediately assumed. His name is actually "Reinhold Reince Priebus" according to the all-knowing Wikipedia. Whoa.

On PRI's The World today they mentioned that DPRK was seriously pissed at how Kim Jong Il was treated in Team America World Police but didn't have the technical infrastructure to do anything about it at the time. Now it appears they are taking their anger out on The Interview.

Many things beyond imagination will happen at many places of the world.