Finally, the necronomicon surfaces.

Captains and The Kings.

That seems to be before her new chin and cheekbones that she had done because of her nose.

That song I'm always singing about putting our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us is Macklemore, in addition to being a commercial for the local Indian casino.

Ah shit.

I have it with Comcast. On Demand has the channels in my 'basic subscription' for free, movies are pay to play. Also, the basic cable is SD only so if you want to watch sports, etc in HD it won't work. Essentially, I get channels 2 through 100-ish and then HBO (which includes HBO GO that I watch in HD on my Apple…

Phft, we all know the Craig Ferguson started it with Sid the cussing bunny.

Trueness! After I heard that I immediately posted a Facebook status "You only YOLO once". No one understood it or found it funny. My friends are obviously lame.

Okay, which one of you is Bethany Casey?

I'm going to adopt a pregnant 17 year old girl so I can skip all the bullshit and go straight to being a grandma who spoils the kid silly and then sends it away once it poops or cries.

How else would I apply my anal bleach?

This triceratops was senselessly killed by a Hollywood heavyweight for nothing more than a photo-op. For just $15 a month you can save a dinosaur from such needless suffering. These dinosaurs are facing death every 65 million years, is 50 cents a day too much for you to spare? Call today and give your help. A…

He's just playing possum.

I miss Jay Leno's edgy political humor. Now I have to scour the internet for old geocities pages for my daily Lewinsky blowjob jokes.

I got a Community notification for this?

I like to read these asthey*re typed , so youput in an abnormalpause Where, There's anextra space , and rushforward where there only shouldbe a pause.

Yesterday I saw an ad where Mr and Mrs Potato-Head were eating Lay's Potato Chips. This kid needs more cannibal tuber in his kickstarter to get my money.

I hope he sings on the show. Or at least eats a burger.

I see that you are eternally fascinated by Hasslehoff's eating skills.

Also points for bringing Stannis' humor out to play. It's sorely missed on the show.