“Life comes from life; it doesn’t come from non-life,”

Hey now! Yesterday's Jerry was "Transsexual Trash Talkers". If that doesn't deserve an Emmy I don't know what does!

According to the Wikipedia the winners of The American Bible Challenge don't keep their winnings. It's donated to charity. And the show debut was the highest rated GSN show ever.

Poor Godzilla. He tried to wear lululemon but his thighs rubbed together too much while he ate Tokyo so now you can see his underwear through them.

We seek her hair mousse, we seek her juice,

Nah, who do you think taught the girls at Littlefinger's brothel the Meereenese Knot? Lady Whiskers.

The rest of the season will just be Tommen walking around King's Landing asking everyone "Where do cats go?"

I really need to stop chopping onions while reading 'the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism'. Now my computer monitor is all fuzzy. Thank you.

Wassa comin an goin?

"Sorry, I don't want to get pregnant so when you cum can you be sure to spray it all over my face like a sprinkler? Let's save the cream pie for a special occasion dessert!"

I think I read somewhere the song is supposed to be about torching her place after he woke up in the bath. The 'wood' was the wallpaper, not wood you put in a fireplace for ambiance or warmth.

Whordor

Was Loras and Oberyn giving the eye to each other or was I just hoping for that?

I'm looking forward to theThor Ordering a Starbucks Iced Venti Hazelnut Latte movie

Has she already split the final book into two to make the screenplay for the movie easier? I'm sure the producers would appreciate that kind of forethought.

That will be the fourth movie: Dishwasher: The Bowls Ascend. Sadly we have to wait until March 24, 2017 to finally learn how it happens.

Your theme song will be Uptown Girl

It hasn't started yet, so yeah, it'll probably get cancelled because of you. John Oliver gives his thanks in advance.

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