Would it be poor taste to bring up The Dissolve's review?

So Gram Parsons' opinion counts for nothing?

Incest, no?

The best metal album I've heard this year is Vexovoid by Portal. I mean, I like Deafheaven well enough but in a just world Portal would be the metal band hipsters decided they liked this year.

I got a big laugh out of "Not behind your back! Discreetly!" Maybe you're onto something about black comedy.

I seem to be the only one who really likes Cassandra's Dream.

What happened to Neve Campbell? I honestly can't remember the last thing she was in that wasn't Scream related.

I still really like The Hurt Locker and it was depressing to see it go from getting great reviews on this very website to regularly being shit on in the comments, almost in real time.

Soderbergh won best director though, didn't he? If anyone got a fuck you it was Ridley Scott.

You know, I wonder if I might have liked Crash if I'd never heard the internet's opinion on it. It had strong word of mouth among my friends when it came out, and actually watching it, it is at least a well made film with some good performances.

They had a movie recently that looked more or less like a remake of Space Camp which featured Danny Glover, Dermot Mulroney and a few other people whose names I can't remember but logic would seem to indicate were successful enough to not be in Hallmark movies. Don't ask me how I know this, btw.

So Honey Boo Boo is immortal?

It really soured me on James Wan and I haven't been paying attention enough to know that we're supposed to like him now, I guess.

@avclub-f2b489efd726db529335e31c83509c73:disqus Mother of God.

Seriously. I don't need to bring out a certain Barton Fink quote here, do I?

I'll just leave this here:

Other films Maltin considers equal to or worse than Laserblast: Alien, Taxi Driver, Blade Runner, Amadeus.

I've often struggled with the contradiction of not wanting to give Varg the time of day while, for instance, owning several Roman Polanski movies.

Between Heaven & Hell is a mighty fine rock n' roll album if you don't bother to look a band picture or anything.

WE DON'T NEED TO FUCKIN' PRACTICE, RANDY