No. Don't warn them.

Knowing nothing about the voting process at Cannes, I like to imagine Cronenberg playing the Henry Fonda role in 12 Angry Men. Google tells me that Jeff Goldblum was also on the jury that year. He can be Ed Begley.

Going to?

I just finished re-watching this on Hulu, since I'd only seen it a few years ago on a beatup VHS tape. Man, when Toshiro Mifune gets executed in the first half-hour of your movie, you know it's going to be heavy.

No.

I mean really, does he look like a pedo to you?

I've never seen the whole thing, and I never want to. I am perfectly content with the best moments on YouTube, completely free of whatever might pass for context.

Body Double is awesome.

I guess now that all the old staff is mostly gone, The New Cult Canon is no longer canon.

Is he still doing Child of God? Actually, don't answer that, I don't want to know.

But did he fuck his parents?

I had to Google The Dissolve. Koski left too? D:

It's called The Hallmark Channel.

Sold!

Mark Grace is actually in jail in Arizona right now.

Yeah, it's got a cut-rate Taxi Driver vibe that I really enjoyed.

They brought him back as a zombie? Doesn't the Humane Society have rules about that?

Joe Spinell is dead, so that would have to be pretty extraordinary.

I see what you did there.

Lifeforce rules. You have made an enemy this day.