If you were an actual Egyptian you'd probably be more concerned about the Nile Crocodile. Those fuckers are the second biggest reptiles on the planet. One of those jerks bites you and its like game over man.

I stopped watching that show this year. All the humor relies on the people being awful and stupid which I usually like in a comedy but that cast sucks. The most inexcusable thing about this terrible show is how it takes a great idea and does nothing with it. Who cares that there has been an apocalypse? They…

Any list that doesn't have Fargo at number 1 is wrong.

The thought of Jason Momoa as a hunky lumberjack is making me hornyen.

I know its early in the development but I see a lot of problems with the plot. Maybe Mr. Dillahunt's "money-hungry trucker" wouldn't need to sell drugs if he would stop eating the money. Instead he should exchange the money he makes from trucking to buy food which is the fuel his body needs to run. To put it in…

One of the best finales in television history. Such a horrible fate Vic Mackey was forced to retire early and become a truck driver. He loved the simple pleasures of the road but he was fired when he ran over some dumb biker.

Oh my God. We need this. These books need this. How else would we know how Katniss's stupid world that makes no sense had formed without 3 prequels? Think of it. War. Romance. Violence. People are starving. There is war? YES!!!! What do the people need to be happy? Food? Shelter? A gameshow…

No Jar Jar Binks?
This movie stinks!

Some of my favorites are Havana Nocturne and The Savage City by TJ English, The Informant by Kurt Eichenwald, Killing Pablo by Mark Bowden, Gomorrah by Roberto Saviano, and The Corner and Homicide by David Simon.

The Jackass guys make way better movies than Amy Schumer.

Don't you hate when you meet those serial killer hipsters at a party and they are all like blah blah Zodiac Killer blah blah. I'm thinking the whole time what a poser this guy is. I'm into Robert Hansen and the Bloody Benders dude go talk that shit to the rest of the tourists.

If I don't give the voices tales of murder and death then they will howl for old Dr. J to quench their blood lust.

South Park's joke was better.

Mike Meyers reaction makes the whole clip. Mike Meyers reading the prompter as Kanye gathers himself is just perfect. Really makes the whole "George Bush doesn't care about black people" pop. I love that incident forever because its funny, sad, true, and crazy. Just want I want from an artist. Love Kanye…

I would love to see Kanye meet Trump. He's one of the few celebrities with balls to go off script and fuck with him. The complete opposite of those cowardly fake "comedians" on SNL. They were so nice to the racist.

How else am I going to get Lobsterfest coupons?

Kanye doing that is the second funniest thing a celebrity musician has done in the past 20 years. Kanye also holds the number one spot for calling W. a racist. That was pretty baller.

Of course not. I'm a joke aggregator on Twitter known as "The Stealing Jew." @jewsteal

“Love your haters - they're your biggest fans.”
― Kanye West

Yo, Goodwill, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but Salvation Army had one of the best thrift stores of all time! One of the best of all time!