I just hope Corey Feldman isn't too busy to be in the new sequel.

If I was a zombie I would go for the nipples. Mmmmmm the delicious nipples.

They need to find a dumpster to hide under.

*Denise topples over landing on a loose floor board knocking both guns int the air where the bad guy catches them"

Eugene should have whipped his machete at the dude. That would count as an intelligent plan for these people.

Wow, how will Rick and the gang get out of that one? Stupid kid saying mom. If I was with Rick I would also start saying mom so the real zombies would think "oh, I guess some of us are saying mom now" and be cool with it.

That's why I really hated when they were asking those Presidential candidates about killing baby Hitler. I mean in all seriousness who would kill a baby? That's awful. I mean it is still Hitler so I could see raping baby Hitler or something but murder?

Oh yeah, Mr. Roth's documentaries have really hurt that industry around the world. They hate him for it.

Eli Roth an atrocious hack? Don't really get that. I bet you are some evil foreigner who used to make lots of money tricking, robbing, and killing sexy horny Americans.

JLaw's best movie? Still Winter's Bone.

The Battle of Cleveland. The crazy goof claims she was there.

I'm trying to post my Grandmother's response but she is a Trump supporter so its not making it through the AV Club's naughty language filters. Basically she makes several homophobic slurs and references a Civil War battle that never happened.

She usually just yells at me calls me names like army jerk, camo turkey.

WELL I HOPE YOU ARE ALL HAPPY BUT THANKSGIVING HAS BEEN RUINED BY YOUR INSANITY. GRANDMA YOU THINK CSI CYBER IS THE BEST SHOW ON TV? REALLY? WELL FRANKLY GRANDMA, YOU WHORE, YOU ARE WRONG SO FUCK YOU! IT'S FARGO! FARGO YOU HELLBITCH!

Killer Mike has been hanging out with Bernie Sanders lately which is only a million times cooler and funnier than every other topic covered on newswire today. Do your fucking job AV Club hacks. Vice is kicking the shit out of you today.

Is there any connection between economic depressions and hate filled politicians with stupid crazy person hair gaining political power? Asking for a ummmmm Canada. Yeah, Canada.

Also people should remember that DC has invested heavily in capes as a fashion accessory. If people don't crave that "caped heroic" look in Milan this spring it will be worse for DC than the Summer of 1992 when DC got stuck with a warehouse full of Penguin Brand Top Hats.

The prostitution scandal didn't cost him because the people of Louisana are a bunch of stupid poorly informed hick losers. Polling in 2010 showed a large chunk of the population was unaware of Vitter's scandals. The complete laziness and stupidity of voters really helps scum like Vitter.

I feel like, after saying this, an eagle landed on your shoulder and "the more you know" appeared in the sky behind you.

Werner Herzog would make an amazing film about the primal forces that drive hiippos to hunger. Starring Nicolas Cage.