If I was in charge of GI Joe the first thing I would do is monitor all real estate sales involving any sort of location or island named after some sort of snake.

Wallace Beery. Wrestling picture. What do you need, a roadmap?

Writer 1: Well obviously COBRA is working with ISIS now.
Writer 2: We should call them Daesh. They hate it.
Writer 3: No kid is going to get that. We can always make the Russians part of the bad guys. Putin is bad.
Writer 2: But Putin is fighting Daesh.
Writer 1: ISIS. Don't be dumb. This is GI Joe.
Write…

I'm actually more ashamed of the stupid lazy people who refuse to vote in midterms or local elections which means the United States is run by a bunch of cowardly corrupt fascists.

Renewing Review would earn the rare 6 star rating from me.

As a Vikings fan I hate that I admire what a cool guy Rodgers seems to be. It's enough to almost make me feel sad our killer defense is going to eat Rodgers alive on Sunday.

I like to think the French people hate Tom Brady too.

I hope he stopped smoking that stuff that makes him sew your asshole closed, and keep feeding you and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you.

That is the type of little touch that makes that movie way better than your typical dumb comedy. Those guys stealing the bike is perfect stoner humor. Exactly the random crazyness you can see while high.

I always laugh when they smoke the finger.

I'm the spokesperson for Pork-Chops-O-Chunky. Whether you're black or a honkey, you'll love Pork-Chops-O-Chunky!

They would finish it but Jim Breuers' manager is making him work day shift until after the holidays.

This dude is a narc. He's pretending to be a stoner to get you to give up your sources.

I saw the Pyramids. I saw a Spinx. What is missing?

WHAT'S THIS? ITS CHRIST! CHRIST HAS COME! JESUS WAS HIDING UNDER THE STEEL CAGE AND HAS SMASHED HORUS WITH A CHAIR!!!!! THAT'S JUST SADISTIC!!!! GOOD GOD IN HEAVEN WHY HAS THOU FORSAKEN US HERE AT HELL IN THE CELL:GODFIGHT 2016!!!!!! FORGIVE THEM LORD THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO!

I hope he is playing time traveling Al Swearengen.

Just when I thought it couldn't get any dumber they Trotsky out that long lost son subplot.

The story is nonsensical. They Putin a romantic subplot for no reason.

Is that Reich?

"Some people are larger than life. Hitler is larger than death.”