If there was anything we needed to know more about it was John Wick. I'm sure this won't feel like a cheap stupid unnecessary cash grab sequel.

I just want you to know you've made a man named Rivers quite sad.

That Godzilla parody was dire. First time I'd watched a new Simpsons episode in some time too. Also, how is there a debate about the new Godzilla movie? I mean it sucked. It really sucked. Maybe it didn't suck as hard as some other summer movies but it was just a boring unnecessary remake that put me…

This reminds me of those incidents in the early 2000s where Jay Leno kept getting his chin stuck in dangerous things.

But its so fun to throw tea into the harbor!

Try as I might I can never get the light quite right.

I have an amazing story for the AV Club. I remember when I just got back from Nam. I was hitchhiking through Oregon. Next thing I know there's a bunch of cops chasing after me through the woods! I had to take them all out, it was a bloodbath!

People don't understand it either but he ran against Skip Humphrey and Norm Coleman who are just the worst. I didn't vote for Jesse but I can see why people did. Jesse ran the best campaign. I remember Norm Coleman said that voting for Jesse was throwing your vote away and I knew that would piss off voters.

Jesse was a better governor than the Republican that came after him. Jesse Ventura did a bunch of cool things for Minnesota like push through light rail transit in the Twin Cities. He wasn't perfect but he was about average for a governor in terms of accomplishment.

Yeah, Hillary or Bernie winning something like 70-30 would be a party killing disaster for Republicans. Those clowns make that possible with those insane scandals looming in their background. Jeb Bush, etc. are idiots to not portray Trump as a scandal filled scam artists. It's the only way to stop him. I…

How is is possible to do a worse job than Bush/Cheney? They kept us out of nuclear war is like the nicest possible thing you can say about their administration. Trump isn't the first corrupt, racist, unqualified moron the Republicans have tried to run in the past 50 years. That's the point I'm trying to make.

I would love that if it happens. Imagine the stupid arrogance of Vince McMahon thinking he could deal with scrutiny of running for Vice President. Vince is a pedophile helping, drug dealing, racist, who literally helped his wrestlers get away with murder. If he ran he would likely end up in jail. It would be so…

I'd vote for Trump/McMahon before Bush/Cheney.

The Sarlacc is based on Rush Limbaugh.

UMMMMM PRETTY SURE HE IS THE ONE WITH THE FUNNY PUPPITS DUMMMMMASSS!!!!!! GOBACK TO HOME AND STAY THERE PUPPIT HATER!!!!!! WTF?

I'm so sick of hearing about stupid hover boards, when are we going to get the working lightsabers we were promised?

We both posted this brilliant tweet at the exact same moment.

The entire time during the Carter Administration Captain America just sat around eating potato chips and sighing.

Kurt Busiek had a great tweet:

It portrays anti-immigrant politicians as evil. Features Captain America doing social commentary.