Anyone following the conservative freak out over the new Captain America comic? It's some high quality conservative crybaby whining.

I love Sarah Vowell. She is currently #2 on my writers I would like to spoon with after Cormac McCarthy.

Listen. There's a fella that needs to get his hands on some typewriters.

You know what AV Club? There is two ways this can go.

I don't even get the point of the cruelty. It's not like its leading to great comedy. The scene with the gun was creepy to me, not funny. The beer thing was just mean and unimaginative.

Oh yeah. They are great. Always talking about soccer while denying they know where Hitler is.

Hey screw you Amazon. I stand by my review of Kevin Jame's Brand Chili. It DID make me "fart like crazy." Your legal actions can't suppress the truth. Sic semper tyrannis!

I would never watch the WWE. I have taste. I watch Lucha Underground.

The reason I call him evil is that he literally helped Jimmy Snuka get away with murder. He also helped covered up a pedophilia scandal and likely was a drug dealer that sold steroids to his wrestlers. He's an evil man.

We are going to make this show like the Walking Dead in that it constantly disappoints anyone intelligent that watches it.

Yeah, the next issue might have featured Jerry Lee Lewis as a werewolf that was eating his baby cousins or something.

When you buy a property like this your job as the TV exec is to cut out the Tom Bombadil parts of the story, not the awesome parts about Elvis and Cthulhu.

Vince McMahon is worse than the PTC. He has spent his life profiting of dead wrestlers and racism. Then he has the balls to kick Hulk Hogan when he is down? The McMahons have the balls to run for political office as Republicans? Personally I don't care who or what causes Vince misery. He deserves it. …

Did you find it funny when Vince had the Mexicools ride lawnmowers to the ring? You wrestling fans have such good senses of humor that Vince introduced not one but two black pimp characters. The racist sterotype is a long running part of wrestling. Vince has made millions teaching children the worst stereotypes…

Do you really need me to break down the decades of racism of Vince and the WWE?

That's really a heart warming story of an evil racist sack of shit suing evil religious con men.

Bill Maher endorsed Bernie Sanders tonight on his show. He does this because he is the most liberal of the late night talk show hosts and the only liberal talk show that actually cares about politics and truly tries to change things. Hopefully this will make it so you stop making up things about Bill like everyone…

I'm more into GILFs.

Literally over one hundred million people could have done an equal or better job in that exact role.

What was he in that movie? One of the trees the Iron Giant smashed?