The Last Witchhunter looks so fucking stupid. When Frodo showed a clip on Colbert the entire audience laughed at the terrible writing and acting. The only movie where Vin is passable is a movie where he only has to say one line and is animated the whole time.

Star Wars was a simple kid's story about good and evil. The more you try to expand the universe and back story the more it will fall apart.

Access main program.

If Homeland is so bad and racist why does the AV Club give it regular coverage and good reviews?

"I'm working on these movies, trying to get peace in the hood, I'm trying to just make these babies. That's just what the fuck I'm trying to do."

Magilla Gorilla, ain't a killa
White boys like Godzilla
But my super ninja named King Kong
Played his ass like ping-pong.

Ripping off artists is a grand American tradition.

*locks eyes* So soft and wet though. *licks lips and unzips pants*

I just want to say I really love Lena Dunham. She is a talented writer and an interesting thinker. Great artists provoke, shock, and offend. Lena does that. HBO is the perfect place for Lena. Girls isn't always perfect but I find myself laughing, turned on, or shocked enough to say its a pretty great show.

As long as it features Dunham's trademark strange nudity and orifice eating I'm going to watch.

I was working security. Oh how my truncheon ran red with hippie blood that night my friend!

I learned my lesson from that time when The Dave Mathews Band sprayed "foul smelling diarrhea-like liquid" on me and the rest of the audience during a live performance of "Crash into Me."

This was one of the replacement Pigpens. Pigpen 3 I believe.

I worked security at a all nude Grateful Dead show in 1982. Jer Bear, Pigpen, everyone was naked on stage and in the audience. It was amazing. You could see the stench lines waving in the air. I will never forget that smell.

A bar? Pretty fucking boring. Now if someone opens a haberdashery based on the characters of Johnny Depp I will be interested.

"Is this show too white?"

"But won't the product placement hurt the impact of the art we are going for here? Is putting profit over art really the right choice?"

Andrew Sullivan is typical of every Washington hack in the world when he talks about Hillary and he deserved the humiliating smackdown Bill gave him. Lots of politicians pander and switch positions. Pretending Hillary is somehow unique in that regard is the biased nonsense the media is famous for when it comes to…

To me Bill's defense of Hillary had more to do with the absurd lengths people like Andrew Sullivan go to smear and undermine her than actually being a fan of hers. I'm a Bernie supporter but I will admit being pretty annoyed how biased the media has been against Hillary. I hope Bernie gets the nomination but I'd…

That's what I enjoyed about A Life Aquatic on the rewatch. The ending is really strong. Everyone watching the Jaguar shark is a great scene that really shows the magic and beauty of the sea in a weird way.