Anderson is so great at telling a story visually. There is a cool scene where Schwartzman is flirting with a girl and smoking that was better than I remembered. He really makes his movies look like nothing I've ever seen so I enjoy that. The acting and the music is top notch as always with him.

I mean if you can't get Keanu to play the smartest man in the world the next best thing is one of the Wilson brothers. It was truly great casting.

I think your ability to enjoy Bottle Rocket will be in proportion of your tolerance of Wilson brothers. I rather enjoy Owen and Luke in comedic serious roles so I like that movie.

I always thought the worst Wes Anderson movies were Life Aquatic and The Darjeeling Limited. I watched them again recently and found myself enjoying them more than ever. I just love Anderson's movies. It's amazing how he can repeat himself but make it fresh every time. His casts are always exceptional too.

It's not the Mayor's fault the stadium collapsed!

Rick Perry's advice about putting on a pair of glasses because nobody hits a guy wearing glasses was sensible.

Still better than Lindsey Graham's advice to swoon and faint when faced with danger.

Careful or Ben Carson will have someone point a gun at you.

Wow you liberal spinmasters never stop huh? The Republican bench is deep. I think my choice, Machine Gun That Shoots Bullets With The Word No On Them, is a strong choice for speaker. He will send the message those DC dopes need to hear! Remember the Constitution doesn't say the Speaker of the House needs to…

The pervs are the people attracted to BMO.

They even tried to play up how vulgar his humor was in the Senate race but it didn't do much. That issue has looked especially absurd considering how serious and effective Al has been as a Senator.

Strom Thurmond fathered over 7 mixed race children on or near the Senate floor during his glorious run as a US Senator.

Senator Paul Wellstone is the reason I first got interested in politics. I met him a few times. Once I even got to meet him at a fundraiser with Al Franken. It was awesome. Love those two liberals. Couldn't be more proud of the job Senator Franken has done.

Yeah, I'm all alone. I'm rolling a big doughnut and this snake wearing a vest…

Speaking of awesome dreams. Johnny Cash once had a dream where he was talking to Queen Elizabeth II and she called him “a thorn tree in a whirlwind.”

The Nature Boy? WOOOOOO

All this talk of Sir Mix a Lot made me listen to Baby Got Back at high volume. This song is so fucking great. I can't wait till I'm an old man blasting this song. I will never get sick of this song. I want it played at my funeral.

His graduate level course "Finding That Juicy Double:A Symposium on Why Sir Mix a Lot is in Trouble" was one of the best learning experiences of my life.

Thanks to Prince the official nickname of Minneapolis is "Erotic City."

Secretly I'm proud of even the terrible things Minnesota releases on the world like Michele Bachmann and Papa Roach.