"When Jesus got 2 minutes in the box on a bogus call did his team give up? NO WAY. His team stepped up, killed that penalty, and Jesus scored on even strength to send Pilate home."

I used to be so proud Kevin Sorbo attended the University of Minnesota but now I'm so ashamed. Oh Heracles. Why has thou forsaken me?

Mmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmm

Trust me dude you are going to want to hear "Wookie Fever" before the movie comes out.

The Color Purple is a great movie, with a great soundtrack, and a great scene of Oprah peeing.

The whole purpose of this joke is to make a certain type of person remember that they kind of like a song by Willi One Blood.

I was mad they didn't include the original Dumb and Dumber soundtrack. No film has made better use of the music of Deadeye Dick and Willi One Blood.

I was pretty mad the other day. I bought the album "Doggystyle" by Snoop Doggy Dogg. This record did not feature a singing dog as advertised on the cover but instead some sort of foul mouthed reefer addict. When I attempted to return said album I was denied anything but a store credit.

Why don't you try manipulating the stupid leeches in society using the cancer that is representative democracy to stop his trains and imprison his ambitions? That would show 'em.

Poo Cocktail Supreme is a horror.

I bet that dude spends his days and nights slaying puss.

There's just one thing, Daniel. Do you have to use so many cuss words?

They just keep releasing albums so they can buy a real beach house someday. It's a scam you idiots. Don't fall for it!

There he is! Little King Trashmouth. Oh, what's he eating? A coffee filter filled with taco meat? No carbs for him, huh? Uh-oh. Oh, it's the one I call El Diablo! Like the Devil, yeah. One of these days, there's gonna be a rumble between those two.

Et in Arcadia ego

Great movie. I love Bobcat.

Would that be for Shakes the Clown?

I believe The Killer still has one of my favorite movie taglines in the history of cinema. One Vicious Killer, One Relentless Cop…….Ten Thousand Bullets.

I know its fun to make fun of John Woo but if you haven't seen Hard Boiled or The Killer you are missing out. Hard Boiled is especially awesome as Chow Yun Fat and Tony Leung shoot themselves an entire hospital worth of goons.

Ned son? Bra glee!