No. I'm pretty sure William Shatner is still alive.

He loves to huck batteries at chumps and jabronis.

If you haven't done cocaine then you haven't lived.

Louis CK is an alt-comedy superstar with his outrageous comedy bits about family, romance, and observations about life. What comic has ever talked about their experiences with the opposite sex or raising a family? Alternative? I'd say so.

Come on. This is a ridiculous lawsuit. All candy does this. I just recently found out that Kit Kats contain less than 10% cat parts per bar. Read the label people.

He is fun sized.

There is nothing horrifying and frightening about who he chose to have as his first guest either.

All will be revealed in The Book of Hank.

*Rep. Louie Gohmert reads the Boehner resigns headline and tents his fingers. An evil smile crosses his face. The time for action is nigh! Louie stands but hits his head which causes him to lurch forward and bang his knee on his desk. The pain in his knee causes him to lurch back and knock over his priceless…

I love me some reposted Avenged Sevenfold fan comments.

Apparently. Frankly it was an eye opening discussion.

That's why I changed my name to Chet Manmuscles when I turned 18.

The other day I was playing Hearthstone. I was going for my 11th win in arena. Arena is a format where you basically draft a random deck and play strangers that have done the same. When you lose 3 times you are out. 11 wins is a pretty good run. The matchmaking system randomly matches people with similar…

That's how much I paid to cut off Mark Hamill's hand in 1993.

Once I was randomly listening to Michele Tafoya's radio show. She was so dull but she told an amazing story about John Madden. She claimed when she first met John Madden they had a meeting in a hotel to discuss the week's Monday Football Game. John was holding court as they walked down a hallway. In the…

Hollywood should have Troy Duffy direct a Cesar Chavez biopic next.

I've never found Bobby Lee to be funny except when he is interviewed on the radio. Then he is hilarious and a great story teller.

The amount of delusional stupidity it takes to think Barack Obama has dodged questions about his birth is astounding to me. You must be the dumbest most racist idiot on the planet. Nothing will ever convince you huh stupid? No matter how many times you are proven stupid?

Anyone that thinks Trump is the worst person in politics doesn't know a fucking thing about the modern Republican party.

The bits he did with Letterman are comedy gold.