It's so awesome Colbert is going to have guests like Bernie Sanders, the CEO of Tesla, and Run the Jewels in the prime spot. His show is going to be great. Smart, awesome and hilarious. Colbert is the best. I was worried he wouldn't get to talk politics as much anymore.

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I like that Kanye uses his fame to play elaborate pranks that only amuse himself. I think its hilarious he made every famous musician pretend to like his insane rambling nonsense speech.

That cousin became Congresswoman Michele Bachmann and now you know the rest of the story.

I'm the Rick, and so are the rest of you before you formed this stupid alliance. You wanted to be safe from the government so you became a stupid government! That makes every Rick here less Rick than me! Yeah, murmur it up, d-bags.

I really love the Patty Smith song.

ESPN is just the worst. They always hire these racist morons and then act shocked when they say something racist and moronic.

I actually think that is a big reason its so cool TaySway did this. When you are young you are a complete idiot who has no idea what good music is. When I was teen Green Day was one of my favorites. I still like Green Day but because of them I got into so many better punk bands. Many of the punk rockers…

Skull Island is such a dumb name. If you discover an island with giant apes or dinosaurs on it you should name it something like Giant Ape Island or Dinosaur Island or Australia.

Take that sexists! Women can make just as many pointless unimaginative remakes as men!!!!!

It's pretty impressive to film some of the best things ever and some of the worst things ever. Nothing but mad genius can create things like this.

I hope in real life I never see anything as horrific as the results of what would happen if a human smacked a Silverback gorilla with a baton.

Anyone that makes Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, and Ed Wood is a genius no matter what else he does.

I'm not as negative on Snowden as all that. I don't like that he went to Russia either. I still think what he did was basically a good thing.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes is so dumb so it was pretty amazing that they somehow made a dumber sequel. I can't wait to see how amazingly stupid the next movie will be. I hope another human attacks a Silverback gorilla with a baton.

The only reason Ecuador doesn't bomb or invade anyone is because the corrupt scumbags that run the country don't see a profit in it.

I thought Citzenfour was really overrated. Way too many shots of people reading things.

My favorite episode was Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary. I also really enjoyed any time the Moonites showed up. The Shaving and Broodwich were pretty funny too.

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This clip is everything I've come to expect from The Walking Dead brand. It's amazing how they can make me hate that guy in a 3 minute clip. I don't know what was more annoying about him, his shirt or the fact he drops his weapon at the first chance he gets mid-zombie attack.