All this article was doing was talking about Shaft.

They didn't even show Bruce Campbell as Ronald Reagan and it was incredible.

Jabroni. Cool word.

He wouldn't even make the top 50 in terms of talented former SNL cast members.

#Godsplan

I'm on a strict ham only diet. Today is a honeybaked day.

Like Coca Cola, Stephen is sweet, tingly, and I want him in my mouth.

Stephen Colbert is the best late night host. It's not even close. CBS has a monster they are going to unleash. Colbert can sing, dance, and make the world smile.

Spread the word son!

KEVIN JAMES LIP SYNCHING BRITNEY SPEARS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! OMG I DON'T EVEN NEED TO SEE IT I'M GIGGLING ALREADY. #BLESSED

It's going to be a great story to see who gets higher ratings between Colbert and Jimmy Fallon. I mean Stephen Colbert has the advantage of being cooler, funnier, more talented, more interesting, and just better in every single way while Jimmy Fallon is a unfunny nitwit who appeals to the absolute dumbest people…

That's why I still sell Grapes of Wrath at my business. I want to encourage a literate society and I think selling one of the best books ever does that. Plus I get lots of pervs that are into old men breastfeeding porn.

WHAT? HAVE YOU GOT SHIT IN YOUR EYES?

I really enjoy this show. Such a great cast. It's not perfect or anything but the cast really elevates things. Tim Robbins is a national treasure. The chemistry between Robbins and Maribeth Monroe is just the best. I'm so glad she has something better than Workaholics to be on. If I need a catheter ripped…

Chubby American

Other aliases considered by Charlie Human:

He's the guy Vic Mackey hit with his semi truck.

I guess I just have a case of the Mondays.

www.smutpeddlinghighschool.org is my favorite porn site.

You know its weird I read these articles and think and as I think suddenly there is just an Amazon ad telling me what to buy and it's like they are reading my thoughts and we all know that is crazy because we remember what happened the last time and then we just realize we've been staring and the ad is changing again…