All signs point to yes! *double thumb point at 8 Ball jacket*

The last time they tried carving Jimmy Carter into a mountain one of his buck teeth fell out and killed thousands.

Best use of an HBO show in an ad campaign since those ads by the Pro Incest Alliance (P.I.A.) which just featured Kingslayer and Queen Cersei slapping hams.

Spoiler Space;

This show is so realistic and awesome. I mean could you imagine how excited people would be if the Spin Doctors reunited with one of their kids as the new lead singer?

But he's just talking about Lego Shaft.

Burger King stabbed America in the back dude. No American would ever eat the maple syrup covered shit those Canadian fuckheads serve.

Wow it really sucks when the AV Club gets overrun by America hating trolls. Thank you for getting to the heart of why Lebron sucks. A doctor outranks a king. It's common sense. Do you even read bro?

Why do you find him charismatic? The boring interviews he gives? He's a great basketball player no doubt. Other than that he's a boring bland doofus who has a nice smile. Stunt casting like this is so hack. It's been done to death. It's not about making the best jokes but instead its something Sportscenter…

LeBron is so boring he goes on vacation with Chris Paul.

I'm not seeing this movie because it stars Lebron James. Lebron James is a boring famous person. Casting him is a boring stunt. It's nothing but hacky stunt casting bullshit. If this movie really cared about laughs they would have cast a talented comic actor in the basketball player role instead of a bland…

The first season was the best show of the year.

That's why I only eat at places that employ lots of teenagers.

Hasn't Ryan Reynolds already sucked as Deadpool in a terrible Wolverine movie? Marvel is dumb to cast this unfunny hated bomb machine.

Wanting the ophthalmologists to "return to the gold standard for means of trade" is not a legitimate beef with the ABO.

RoboCop is great but Total Recall features "See you at the party Richter."

Total Recall is the best Arnold movie. It might be the best movie ever. It makes me wish I had three hands.

I really hope Paul Verhoeven makes the new Conan movie. That would rule.

The gun fights were ok but nothing I haven't seen before. I'd rather watch Hard Boiled, The Killer, The Professional or about 5 other unstoppable killing machine movies before John Wick.

The way they killed the female assassin was just the worst. When I saw what was happening I thought it was going to be a Naked Gun style joke where all the hitmen circling her would shoot each other. Such a waste of Ian McShane, Clarke Peters, and Lance Reddick.