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I think it was also that the show was planning on introducing a new child anyway to incorporate Katey Sagal's real-life pregnancy — she was pregnant in season 6, and Seven came along in season 7 (naturally). The original plans for a third Bundy child (and a first D'Arcy child) were abandoned with Sagal's miscarriage,

Yvette was played by Milla Jovovich, who the Internet says was not quite 14 at the time, which GAHHHHHH

The name of that episode is "Get the Dodge Out of Hell" which STILL makes me smile.

The scene at the end of "The Movie Show" — not the closing credits, where they boo the Columbia logo — is a classic. Kelly, stuck at the movies with the Bundys on her birthday, has seen her boyfriend kissing another girl in the theater. She gets angry, but confronts him seriously: "It's time to handle my life

"Hi I.Q.," mentioned above, has the great subplot with Al and Jefferson building the Handyman's Workbench 5000 and injuring themselves in every way imaginable, which Steve never could've done. "Have you seen any of those L-shaped things?" "No, I've been finding these things shaped like sevens." "What idiot packed this

Upvoted even though you seem to be confusing Ed McMahon, the famed TV personality and retired Marine, with Ed McMachon, the famed Michigan businessman and owner of McMachon Marine.

“You should try this thing I saw on ‘Live with Regis and Kelly.’“
“Actually, it’s ‘Live with Kelly and Michael Strahan’ now.”
“Uh, spoiler alert? I’m not caught up!”

Everything got laugh tracks, but different shows had different tweaks:
The Bob's Burgers after the one you saw ("The Oeder Games") had ominous music throughout and a kinda demonic sounding Mr. Fischoeder.
American Dad, Family Guy and The Cleveland Show had characters' voices pitched up. One of the Family Guy episodes

These benefits…are we talking “cafeteria privileges and stock options” or are we talking “birthday cards every year from former Republica Deportiva senadoras Natalia and Alba”? Because either way, you’re suddenly the most interesting person I know.

"And make no mistake: Limbaugh’s audience is very old. One station manager quipped to me, 'The median age of Limbaugh’s audience? Deceased.'" — David Frum, Newsweek, March 2012

Also “nah” for me. I was talking last week with a woman who said “The Hawaiian judge who ruled against Trump went to school with Obama! The mainstream media never talks about THAT, do they?” and I was desperate to get away.

No one ever DID satisfactorily explain how the bill could both be the product of seven years' worth of deliberations AND something in which Donald Trump was heavily involved, seriously, guys, he worked so hard on that bill

Classic Mighty Morphin for me, with an honorable mention to the sheer lunacy and wheel-spinning that was Alien Rangers. "The Aquitians need water to survive! It must be pure water, with no contaminants. So, yeah, send 'em through that car wash, they'll be fine."

Upvoted even though that was Gilbert O'Sullivan (or, in prequel naming style, Navilus Obertgil). Englebert was "A clone in the night: Me and D'meh Marii.")

"Al, what are the chances of successfully navigating this asteroid field?"
"Ziggy says there's a 3,720 percent chance that you'll successfully…" (hits handheld device) "Oh, I read that wrong."

When the race got down to Trump, Clinton and Sanders, I said it would probably be boomers for at least the next two elections, and that the one after that would likely just leapfrog Generation X and go straight to millennials.

Chuck Berry on the other hand: still alive.

This seems as good a time as any to mention one of my favorite brick jokes in all of cinema: In that movie, the Terminator mentions that he helped build the Genisys facility “until I was laid off.”