Yeah, if it had JUST been “We see Princess Leia at the end of the movie out in theaters!” OR “Han Solo dies!”, I wouldn’t have gotten so worked up. It was the fact that he said BOTH, in rapid succession, that made me think that if he wasn’t stopped, he’d just start blabbing everything about every movie in what was…

The day Carrie Fisher died, there was a movie reviewer/expert/whoever talking about her on CNN who said something like, "And this is a shame, because she has a tiny but crucial role in Rogue One, and she's already completed her filming for Episode VIII — there's no word if they're planning to kill off her character…

If you have a significant other named Peppermints, I will be DELIGHTED.

SNL sketches are always truthful! Take Amy Poehler, when she portrays Amber:
Looks great? True!
Mad photogenic? True!
She’s got one leg? …dammit

“Why were people so scared of Mothra anyway? ‘Hide your sweaters! Mothra is coming! If he gets in your underwear drawer, you’re screwed!’”

I agree with all this. The moviemakers, though, didn't seem to understand what the first Tron was about — I think they joked that the stakes in Tron Legacy were greater than "a stolen video game." It was NEVER about "Space Paranoids" or whatever…it was a classic myth of gods and heroes, except this time the people…

That song DID give us Eddie Murphy as Buckwheat saying "Oh no! Not a-din!" so I'm inclined to give it a pass.

The disk drive, actually! The cassette player was the default with the LOAD command, so the ",8,1" tells the Commodore to look for a disk drive. The cassette would have been something like:
LOAD
PRESS PLAY ON TAPE

READY.
LOAD“$”, 8, 1
SEARCHING FOR $
LOADING
READY.
LIST

You misspelled Mr. Pibb, but that's OK! He's the kind of soda who'd be polite and let that slide. He's not one of those "Dr" sodas, putting on airs and flashing around his Ivy League diploma. No, Mr. Pibb earns his paycheck! He's the kind of soda I'd like to have a beer with.

There almost always are, for makeup and hairstyling. There were three nominees in the category for the 83rd annual awards, which was when it became the Oscar-winning The Wolfman on the same night True Grit was shut out of ALL TEN OF ITS NOMINATIONS, WHY AM I NOT OVER THIS YET

REMINDER: In 2007, Obama joked with Iowans about the cost of arugula at Whole Foods. Conservative sites later called it Obama's "arugula problem," and well into 2008 at least one blog was predicting that McCain would win because of Obama's "arugula gap."

I've been quoting Gene Siskel's dictum to anyone who would listen ever since the cast for Power Rangers was announced. I'd love to see a documentary titled Lunch with Bryan Cranston, Elizabeth Banks and Bill Hader released that same weekend just to see which film would be more profitable and adored.

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A DOG!

Every couple of years I go through this:

I've seen conservatives argue that fascism and Nazism are left-wing philosophies, so yes, this is very very true. (Their evidence for Nazism as left-wing seems to hinge entirely on it also being called "National Socialism". It's the "Of course ISIS is the real Islam; it's got 'Islamic' right in the name!" argument.)

"This is odd. This chicken tastes very rational. Oh damn, this is from El Pollo Lucid." — Norm MacDonald

I really enjoyed the article, partly because it reminded me of the existence of Christopher Bird's old heavily Photoshopped parody: http://mightygodking.com/20…

Aujourd'hui, Michael est Kors.

“The Plinko board is just like real life. The farther you go to the right, the more successful and wealthy you become. You go to the left, you get nothing. Libtards could learn something from that!”
“But look at this picture of the board! It actually rewards people who stay right down the middle.”
“So pathetic that you…